First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

[MrHyeSev]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Ya, that's pretty tight. St8 up yo.

Whers your slave Timothy?
ya st8 up G.

Anything else you want to add?
crusader gets a thrill out of this, but it just shows his level of maturity... keep em coming crusader.

[One-Way]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Since Armenian doesn't care enough to be here, I think I'll just take all his awards. Not on his behalf, I'll just take them instead of him.

[Armenian]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

The Coronation

The heralds have finally announced the good tidings throughout the vast land of Cyberia. After years of stagnation and immense suffering under warring factions, after years of bloody revolutions and internal turmoil, the council of elders were finally been able to elect Armenian as reigning monarch. The news of his historic development spread throughout the land with astounding speed. And now, as far as the human eye can see a multitude of humanity has begun to gather upon the rolling slopes of the snow clad mountain upon which Armenian's castle sits resembling a massive stone beast looking down onto the plains below.

Yet, even on this frigid wind swept winter day, all, young and old, male and female, from near and from afar, they have arrived here to hear Armenian speak, and if providence provides them with the unimaginable gift, perhaps even be able to touch him. Ah... but who amongst man can even dare think of such luck? Nonetheless, the white earth trembles below their countless feet. Despite the staggering numbers pressing down upon the frozen ground, sentiments of those gathered are warm and their spirits pure as fresh mountain snow. Despite all this the winter landscape before us is eerily calm. The scene at hand is almost surreal, as if taking place within another dimension of reality. The urge, the hope, is to be firsthand witnesses of this historic day. The people of the land want this day to live within them for an eternity. This day, a day in which the heavens seem to be looking down upon humanity in favor. A glorious day in which all sins of man are washed away, even if for a single day.

Therefore, they wait, they wait silently, they wait patiently. They wait... Their warm breath gently swirling, slowly rising in the winter air, as if a magical fog descending thick upon new monarch's mountain lair... Then, suddenly, a commotion. The gathered humanity begins to stir restlessly. They look up, straining their eyes to see better. Some begin to point anxiously, their hands trembling. For a moment all that could be heard is the whistling wind winding itself in a hurry through the vast and rugged land... "There! Up there!" They begin you yell. On the high rampart of the mighty castle perched over their heads, an impressive figure has appeared as if from no where. "What is that?" They begin to ask amongst themselves. With a sweet little voice - "is it a ghost?" asks a child to his mother. While some begin to wonder if the figure above is a mythological creature of old. "No! No! You're all wrong!" Shouts an weary old man with a long white beard, wiping away with his forearm the nervous sweat gently descending down from under his knitted cap. "It must be him! Yes! Yes! It's him!" Shouts he in glee.

Yes, it's him. Armenian, our new monarch, is amongst us.

He has arrived, indeed. Looking solemn yet self-assured, Armenian appears in full regalia. He stands there on the high walls of his castle looking like a mythical guardian of mankind as the sea of humanity below him approaches closer for a better look. Behold. He holds in his right hand a ceremonial long spear, symbolizing his far reaching reign and battlefield prowess. Only the gods know how many of his enemies have fallen in battle against him. He wears a richly embroidered silken cloak around his gentle yet stalwart figure. In striking contrast to his wintery complexion, his black beard falling down lazily upon his engraved golden chest plate. From under his thick fur hat, a sliver of long dark hair is seen caught in the blowing breeze. His facial expression is as cold as the winter air around him, but his piercing eyes, the portals of his soul, are radiating vigor, warming souls far and wide. He gently looks down at the gathering below as if gathering his thoughts. Then, with a sweet, gentle and fatherly voice he says -

"Thanks guys!"

Thundering shouts and applause bursts out in front of him shattering the eerie calm and scattering the beasts of the surrounding land...

The Coronation of Armenian the Magnificent

Anon crowning Armenian the Magnificent
Angels from left to right: jgk3, One Way
Nobles from left to right: Armanen, Azad, Crusader1492, Yerazhishda, Skhara, Lernakan
Cowering mess below, from left to right: Siamanto (aka zeituntsi), freakyfreaky, Zourna, Seggie, Ara Baliozian, truAnatolian, Osloner, Palavra.

[crusader1492]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Armenian,

You deserve it unger!

[One-Way]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Had I known, I would have just lied about who won.

Come to think of it, I should have taken those bribes.

[crusader1492]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Whers your slave Timothy?
ya st8 up G.

Anything else you want to add?
crusader gets a thrill out of this, but it just shows his level of maturity... keep em coming crusader.

Yes, I do have somthing to add. Thanks for the segway.

...didn't you win the "least intelligent poster" award?

[crusader1492]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Whers your slave Timothy?
ya st8 up G.

Anything else you want to add?
crusader gets a thrill out of this, but it just shows his level of maturity... keep em coming crusader.

If you wish:

LEAST INTELLIGENT POSTER

On the contrary, we would also like to award the Least Intelligent Poster award.

…and the winner is…

PEPSIADDICT!
Runner-Up: Vigilante

It’s either love or hate with this fellow poster but the consensus seems to go with hate.
PepsiAddict secured this win over the now-banned poster, Vigilante.

[crusader1492]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

Too bad you didn't win Least Intelligent Poster, Worst Username, Worst Avatar...

Ya, too bad.

[TomServo]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

It was an honor just to be nominated! We're all winners!

[crusader1492]

Re: First Annual HyeClub Forum Awards!

It was an honor just to be nominated! We're all winners!

What do you mean nominated? You won the 'most random poster' catagory.

Congratulations