The Official Turkey Thread

[Anonymouse]

Turkey: The only country to share a name with a sacrificial animal

Geography: A modern establishment between classical lands of Asia Minor

Major pastime: Stealing babies of Greeks, Armenians, Slavs into the Jannissaries and of course raping and taking their women.

Historic contribution: Well after hundreds of years and 40 million people later I can't think of anything really, except the cannon to topple Constantinople, and of course perfecting the means of massacre and pillaging.

We will thus end our tribute by posting pictures of everything that is Turkey related.

[TJ]

bravo

[Anonymouse]

*takes a small bow*

I will now use the restroom.

[anileve]

Anon, great job at instigating already inflamed hatred! Bravo!

Mr. Kim thinks you’ve done a great job too, hooray!

[Anonymouse]

Hey! It's all in the name of fun!

I don't do log humor.

[anileve]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Hey! It's all in the name of fun!

I don't do log humor.

Log is what it is, humor I still cannot detect...

[Anonymouse]

Log humor is what you prefer, get it right.

In any event, either contribute to thread by praising me, or just don't post at all as this thread is indicative of my "moment of glory" in threading threads.

[anileve]

Where is your blah blah blah translator, I desperately need it now to unscramble your last post.

[disksoleil]

anonymouse you were bored i guess

[Anonymouse]

It was a joke dear, a humorous response to a local Turk who expressed some hatred.

I still love you.

Lets fornicate.

I always wanted to travel the world and bone a chick from every country.