Dingleberries

[Anonymouse]

Hate them or love them?

The name alone is enough to drive me to eating a handful of raisins while watching a rabbit poop outside. I personally love them. Its like an all natural ass pillow with that added self made potpourri that you'd be proud to show your mother or hang on the refrigerator.

[sSsflamesSs]

Mouse, define 'dingleberry'.

[anileve]

Well flames let me further define the term for you. Ahem…

Dingleberries are the little balls of xxxx that cling to your butthole.
I personally prefer xxxxlets or miniature turds. The area they will cling to is not limited to any radius of your butthole. xxxxlets tend to form best where there is hair in moderation, such as the chest and legs. We also have Diarrhealets, Oozelets, Slimelets or Hulk puddles.

Once thoroughly dried, xxxxlets become cementlets, and can only be removed with minature jackhammers or pickaxes. It has been said that adding oil actually turns cementlets into xxxx gravel.

You can also reduce them by snipping them off with scissors.

According to one researcher, you could have a ball of xxxx the size of Saturn, and so long as it is attached to your body by your hair, it's a dingleberry. Dingleplanets, then, would be a good name for this situation.

[sSsflamesSs]

HAHAHA, YOU FELL FOR IT!

Dear anileve, I know what dingleberries are. I thoroughly researched the topic for my POOOP100 class. But thanks for the amusement.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs HAHAHA, YOU FELL FOR IT!

Dear anileve, I know what dingleberries are. I thoroughly researched the topic for my POOOP100 class. But thanks for the amusement.

You are learning the art of foruming by none other than the most revered isntructor, Anonymouse.

[jahannam]

I hadn't heard of the word...
and Anileve's explanation isn't clear ...
just what the hell is this thread about ??
I'm serious lol
I wanna know

P.S. make fun of me all you want

[Anonymouse]

I will trade you two pieces of dingleberries for 2 pieces of my nose hair!

[jahannam]

fine..
don't tell me!
I don't like you anyway!

[MasterMind]

Love Em !


I really can't say i like the fruit but i love calling people who are mentaly challanged Dingleberrys(SpellCheck).hehehehe

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by anileve Dingleberries are the little balls of xxxx that cling to your butthole.

Jahannam, how is anileve's explanation not clear? She did such a marvelous job of making something so gross sound so professional, hahaha.