Originally posted by TigranJamharian I guess you didnt get the news that he is my forum father now?
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I DID, he is teaching you everything he knows. It's still creepy. Omni suggested he teach me what he knows about sex, you don't see me calling HIM papa, do you? ack, that would be VERY VERY creepy indeed.Originally posted by TigranJamharian I guess you didnt get the news that he is my forum father now?The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Indeed. Tigran you will soon learn that all women ( like oranges ) tend to deterioriate over time.
With that in mind, you have to use them while they are young. Your goal before you hit age 21 is to approach as many virgins as possible and tell them you "love them". Guaranteed sex!Achkerov kute.
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it's funny cause nowadays (not really talking about virgins) girls will tend to have sex with the guy that doesn't talk about love or tells the girl he loves her. They sometimes want a physical thing with no emotions like us, but they usually get attached. So most girls nowadays if you tell them you love them it can go down a totally different path.Originally posted by Anonymouse
Your goal before you hit age 21 is to approach as many virgins as possible and tell them you "love them". Guaranteed sex!
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uhm, I feel violated.Originally posted by omniscient **tapping CK's ass** (and then once in a while gently inserting my penis into the rectum)
Couldn't you have started out with something else?? Sheeeeeeeeit!
Oh well, Now at least my bum will be used to it come final time...The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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