The Bragging thread.

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by omniscient I'm a capricorn .... Jan. 17

And you're also a filthy liar.

I have a 15 inch xxxx.

[omniscient]

Originally posted by omniscient I have a 15 inch xxxx.

Originally posted by SexyAries DAMN omni thats big!!!!!!! are you sure????

Of course i'm sure! Do you even doubt it for a second? Oh and I forgot that you're supposed to take my 15 inch xxxx and divide it by 2 and minus 1.......... tadaaa!

[SexyAries]

I HATE MATH...........umm 6 and a halfffffffffffffffff your xxxx is the size of my foot.........LOL

[TJ]

see thats what im talking about sirum.

by the way people i am going to brag about my penis now. its 8 inches long. i swear to god. and theres no math involved. just multiply it by 1 if you feel the urge to do math.

[dstyle]

nice convo this has turned in2.

[Anonymouse]

I don't mean to brag but, my penis is the size of a parking cone. I have the nicest watch in the world! I have huge muscles, as you may have heard me before. If someone kills me ( because they are jealous of me ) my muscles can feed all the people of China! I have the highest post count. To mark my passing of the allmighty 3000 post status I've decided a show of random power is in order...You know just to show the mensch I mean business. I could flame all of you so bad you'd never want to come back to the forums, but I'm such a nice guy.

Also, who here jacks up their pants past the belly button? I like to brag about this because I do. Jacking up your pants, hiking up your shorts, putting the red stripes on your socks up to the knees......all good things. Velcro shoes. Another good thing. No fuss, no coming untied, just business. And I can't forget my neon sunglasses, a mesh camo hat, and binoculars around the neck.

[Arvestaked]

This is one xxxxing stupid thread. Every one (other than me of course) that contributed to this extremely useless crap should whip themselves for being a xxxxing moron.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by Arvestaked This is one xxxxing stupid thread. Every one (other than me of course) that contributed to this extremely useless crap should whip themselves for being a xxxxing moron.

Quiet you. Either brag, or be cast out!

[sSsflamesSs]

Not to be a jerk about it, but we all have xxxxs and tits (girls and guys, respectively, hahaha) but WILL YOU FREAKIN' CUT OUT THIS PRIMITIVE CRAP?!?!

[omniscient]

Originally posted by Arvestaked This is one xxxxing stupid thread. Every one (other than me of course) that contributed to this extremely useless crap should whip themselves for being a xxxxing moron.

Have you been taking your anti-depressants?