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Let's All Have Some Nice Holidays!

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  • Let's All Have Some Nice Holidays!

    You know, Christmas is a time for giving, seeing family, having a joyous time, and of course, giving thanks for the great things this oyster of a world has given us. So now, I'd like to tell you all how thankful I am for this forum and the joyous gifts it has brought to me. You guys are the best. Hell, I'd go so far as to say I love you guys even the ones I hate, you know who you are. That Twelve Days of Christmas song inspired me. So as we are reading this, please sing along. I think I did this again in my forum pastlife but here it goes once more. I know I've done this before, so here we go.

    The 12 Days of Christmas.

    On the 12th day of Christmas, admingave to me....

    Twelve tards a typing

    Eleven no name newbies

    Ten post per hour

    Nine bloody tampons

    Eight English limeys

    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    Seven shelves a shelving

    Six other lame forums

    (Pictures not available due to lack of care to go to other forums)

    Five whopping pounds

    Four sex talk threads

    Achkerov kute.


    • #3
      Three pancake nipples

      Two forum rules

      And one new moderator slam dunkin on your ass!

      Achkerov kute.


      • #4
        This is a hilarious yet flagrant voilation of rule 2 paragraph 4 subparagraph 2 line 7 of the forum code of conduct. As soon as the paperwork clears you're gonna go down for this mister.
        The times are tough now, just getting tougher
        This old world is rough, it's just getting rougher
        Cover me, come on baby, cover me - Bruce Springsteen


        • #5
          If we had post of the year awards, this would be a serious contestant. I actually "LoLed."

          We all carry reminders of our past, some are more visible than others. Some are so visible that everyone reads what they believe we've become. It's sometimes hard to dissuade others from the story they have written for us.


          • #6
            heh i treaten to beat people up with bloody tampons :P i thought i was the only one with a sick sense of humor , nice to see other sickos around haha


            • #7
              Originally posted by Emil If we had post of the year awards, this would be a serious contestant. I actually "LoLed."

              I tried to paste your avatar as the last pic, but darned armoclub wouldn't work with the image.

              Anyway, cheers!
              Achkerov kute.


              • #8
                Patlajan, eggplants need lovin too, I knew I forgot to mention you in there somewhere.

                whitelotus...are you kidding? Tampons are my hobby! Check out the Happy Tampon Day! thread in the jokes section.
                Achkerov kute.


                • #9
                  happy tampon day ? LOL that made my day hhahaha


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by whitelotus happy tampon day ? LOL that made my day hhahaha
                    You cannot deny my love for tampons!
                    Achkerov kute.