1 embarrassing, absurd, fact about yourself

[Lucin]

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I squat on public toilet seats, so that my shoe, instead of my bare ass, is on the surface where millions of asses and urine spurts have made contact with. I like my strategy, I tried the covering the toilet seat with paper phase, but that's ridiculously tedious.

I share this story with people for laughs sometimes. I have no shame.

Oh my God...

You may need an Iranian-style squatting toilet:


And here is a research done on the advantages of squatting toilets over sitting ones.

I still watch cartoons with my little brother at times (Franklin, Winnie the Pooh, etc.). I used to watch them a lot when I was young and nowadays, watching them again is relaxing after finishing up some work and especially if I have a chance to sit down with my brother and just spend some time with him. Some might find this embarrassing but I couldn't care less. One shouldn't live for others...

It's nothing embarrassing. I do watch cartoons too, but not the 'modern' boring Japanese ones of course...

[Siggie]

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I think people pee on the seat because they try to squat or they perch themselves on top of the seat. If everyone just sat the F down, the toilets would be cleaner.

[LadySilver]

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When I'm feeling sick/depressed/sad or just down I always sleep with a stuffed duck I've had for years....

[Sako]

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It's nothing embarrassing. I do watch cartoons too, but not the 'modern' boring Japanese ones of course...

Lol, I know what you mean and I wasn't talking about modern cartoons alone. The modern ones are watched by a lot of people, not just kids.

[jgk3]

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Oh my God...

You may need an Iranian-style squatting toilet:


And here is a research done on the advantages of squatting toilets over sitting ones.

The Iranians had it down, I guess that's one thing I would enjoy if I ever went to Iran

I think people pee on the seat because they try to squat or they perch themselves on top of the seat. If everyone just sat the F down, the toilets would be cleaner.

No, they pee on the seat because they are males and they sometimes use the toilets instead of the urinals to pee. Sometimes we feel overconfident about our aim, so we don't raise the seat, and we end up missing.

Most men don't like sitting down on public toilet seats to begin with. For a man, squatting is a great solution. I used to avoid going to the public bathrooms unless I had to pee (I'd wait till I got home, which was always torture), now I feel perfectly comfortable and can go whenever I want.

Some people think this topic of discussion is inappropriate, but I think these attitudes are part of the problem for why we keep public bathrooms filthy (at least for us men).

[Siggie]

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Jgk, I meant for women. The bathrooms from what I hear are cleaner overall, but in more high traffic places it's disgusting because people assume it's dirty and they make it worse with their acrobatics.

[MrHyeSev]

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I once ate a cookie that fell into the toilet!

That's sick One- Way.

[One-Way]

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I still watch cartoons with my little brother at times (Franklin, Winnie the Pooh, etc.). I used to watch them a lot when I was young and nowadays, watching them again is relaxing after finishing up some work and especially if I have a chance to sit down with my brother and just spend some time with him. Some might find this embarrassing but I couldn't care less. One shouldn't live for others...

I see no problems here. Franklin was a god amongst the others.

Okay, in all seriousness, here's mine. Since as far back as I care to remember, when I go to sleep, I hold onto the zipper of the pillow. I still do it until this day and my entire family laughs at me for it. I don't know why, but it feels nice. It especially irrates me if I'm sleeping over someone's house who have those pillows that don't really have zippers. I also like my pillows simple, nothing extravagant at the end, so I can freely find the zipper. Basically, I like it when the zipper is sharper, rather than dull. Oh, and I don't just hold onto it, I kind of play with it. I think it helped me fall asleep as a baby and now it's become a habit.

[Federate]

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I squat on public toilet seats, so that my shoe, instead of my bare ass, is on the surface where millions of asses and urine spurts have made contact with. I like my strategy, I tried the covering the toilet seat with paper phase, but that's ridiculously tedious.

Takes down notes

In a related fact, I do homework, solve Sudoku puzzles and read anything in there as it is the best place to concentrate at home.

[Federate]

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LOL AnushA26.

What's so funny? You don't even need to post an "embarrassing, absurd fact" about yourself, we have all figured that out.