Re: Brangelina Eye Armenia
A call girl acquaintance of mine at a Las Vegas bordello used to work as Brad and Angelina's maid at their house in Malibu. What is shocking is that she left their "paradise pad" of her own accord. She told me horror stories about their treatment of children, Angelina dressing them up in garish clothing and buying them mindless coloring books and toys while Brad subjected them to junk television programs such as Barney and SpongeBob Squarepants. My maid friend suggested to Pitt to have the children watch "a program of value," such as American Masters, Frontline, Masterpiece Theater, As Time Goes By, or Frasier. She said that all Pitt could do was blink and scratch his head. She later found that Angelina was having her rainbow children listen to the syrupy sounds of Armenian-Canadian children's crooner, Raffi. Disturbed, the maid suggested that Angelina play them "something of quality," suggesting Ira Glass's This American Life, NPR's All Things Considered, Vladimir Horowitz, or Igor Stravinsky. Angelina was confused and asked whether Igor Stravinsky was a character on Winnie the Pooh. Angered by this dumbing down of culture, my maid friend quit on the spot.
She now earns twice as much as she did than when she worked for Brangelina.
A call girl acquaintance of mine at a Las Vegas bordello used to work as Brad and Angelina's maid at their house in Malibu. What is shocking is that she left their "paradise pad" of her own accord. She told me horror stories about their treatment of children, Angelina dressing them up in garish clothing and buying them mindless coloring books and toys while Brad subjected them to junk television programs such as Barney and SpongeBob Squarepants. My maid friend suggested to Pitt to have the children watch "a program of value," such as American Masters, Frontline, Masterpiece Theater, As Time Goes By, or Frasier. She said that all Pitt could do was blink and scratch his head. She later found that Angelina was having her rainbow children listen to the syrupy sounds of Armenian-Canadian children's crooner, Raffi. Disturbed, the maid suggested that Angelina play them "something of quality," suggesting Ira Glass's This American Life, NPR's All Things Considered, Vladimir Horowitz, or Igor Stravinsky. Angelina was confused and asked whether Igor Stravinsky was a character on Winnie the Pooh. Angered by this dumbing down of culture, my maid friend quit on the spot.
She now earns twice as much as she did than when she worked for Brangelina.
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