words that change minds

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname I'd rather xxxx a mouse.

That means you must have one small xxxx.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse That means you must have one small xxxx.

Or one large mouse.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Or one large mouse.

Perhaps that might lead to insecurities with the ladies. Currently there are ways to enlarge your penis.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Perhaps that might lead to insecurities with the ladies. Currently there are ways to enlarge your penis.

Getting an erection is sufficient.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Getting an erection is sufficient.

But some chicks prefer size. You might be insecure with your size, just trying to help.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse But some chicks prefer size. You might be insecure with your size, just trying to help.

Many chicks prefer me. Get a haircut and some glasses.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Many chicks prefer me. Get a haircut and some glasses.

My visualization of you is of an acne encrusted, balding, 4'7" dwarf, with semen soaked undies and some beastiality porno.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse My visualization of you is of an acne encrusted, balding, 4'7" dwarf, with semen soaked undies and some beastiality porno.

Ask Ani.

[Anonymouse]

Let me guess, you're the most handsome guy and no girl can resist your metrosexual charm.

[loseyourname]

I'm sure some can. I just stay away from them. It isn't that hard.