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    "After I stick this hot poker in my ass I'm going to chop my xxxx off."
    -George Carlin
    That is something the master of comedy said which he claimed had never been said until he said it.

    Write a sentence that you feel has never been said before.

  • #2
    While plucking my eyelashes, I saw my neighbor xxxxing his dog.

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    • #3
      Roses are red, Violette's well-stacked, Jason White is a quarterback that can't avoid sacks.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by loseyourname Roses are red, Violette's well-stacked, Jason White is a quarterback that can't avoid sacks.


        LOL.

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        • #5
          Youre a polesmoking pitiful puny pimple popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            christmas is like popcorn.
            it only SMELLS good!
            _vartakouin panther

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            • #7
              while picking my butt and licking my finger, i spotted anonymouse rapeing a stuffed green moose

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              • #8
                Originally posted by whitelotus while picking my butt and licking my finger, i spotted anonymouse rapeing a stuffed green moose

                Wow, I never knew I was capable of that. I thought my point of descent ended with cats, but I guess I can picture myself raping a moose.

                Does anyone wanna be Anonymoosed?
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  anonymoosed LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

                  that made my day lol i almost choked while eating my burrito lol

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                  • #10
                    Cet endroit est un amas de phrases déguisées en balai à chiotte.

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