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  • #11
    Originally posted by SagGal That made me smile at her stupidity.
    " 'Hey be careful, I have three bombs in here.'
    Asked to repeat herself, she allegedly repeated the same statement twice more."

    She's stupid for saying that she has a bomb, especially at an airport. Just plain dumb.

    People, if ur not smart, at least act smart.
    that's not dumb
    that's JOKING.
    yes.
    newsflash: not everyone in this world is brainwashed like americans have been. There's people out there who think being sarcastic about having "bombs" in their luggage is a part of their sense of humor. and just cuz the american so called "anti terrorist" attitude has brainwashed you to think that way doesn't mean there isn't other mentalities out there. People around the world ARE different. they have different perspectives about where jokes start and end. it's a DUH situation. I know. but oh well.

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    • #12
      The US of A is one giant crybaby.

      Just sickening.

      So much for freedom of speech. Poor girl was just trying to be witty and snapped at the wrong time.

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      • #13
        I agree that this was a joke but theres a place and time for jokes and I'd be damned if that was it.

        I know from personal experience. I was stopped by an L.A.P.D officer.....yada yada..... he asked me whats in the truck, to which i replied an AK-47. This lead to my arrest, even after checking the trunk, and finding nothing. I was charged with a providing a law enforcement officer with fraudulent information. I recieved 168 hours of jail time and 350 dollar fine.

        Now in this case, being an airport and the employees now being part of the homeland security department, it would mean providing false information to a federal agent. This is punishable by a minnimum of 3 not to exceed 25 years in prison.

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        • #14
          Originally posted by Anonymouse But where does that stem from? Essentially what you show the people and how you shape their minds, determines what they will want to here. A largely subservient, ignorant mass of people, who is neither conscious nor cares for their liberty, doesn't care as they are used to hours of Friends, and Monday Night Football and the latest celebrity break ups. Television shapes peoples' minds, that is why those that watch alot of TV, are some of the stupidest individuals ( yes offense).
          Whatever happened to free will, my dear mouse? Now it's television that is telling us what to do? I think it is television that is simply reflecting what these people who are stupid to begin with want to see. I have watched three little sisters grow up and I have watched each of them become stupider and they grew addicted to television and magazines and pop music and trendy clothing. Television is a very small part of the problem, and the problem is not the responsibility of the FCC; it is the responsibility of the parents. Even they cannot do everything. My mother tried desperately to limit TV time and force my sisters to read, but a mother is not the only influence on a child. The influence from peers whose parents do not care so much is pretty strong as well. Be careful who your children are hanging out with. Even if they are nice kids who never get into trouble, they may be poisonous to the mind. I'm glad as hell I never had any friends growing, and never watched any television aside from yes, the X-Files and Simpsons. I just sat in my room, read, and designed things then built them with legos. Even now I can feel the idiocy of my peers and my family poisoning me, but I'm older and can do something about it. A child does not realize what is happening until it is far too late.

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          • #15
            sod that, she sed it 3 times, although its clearly harsh sentence, what kind of a dumb xxxx would repeat a joke like that? dumb feck

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            • #16
              Apparently, not a Marxist dumb feck,.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #17
                I have 4 bombs down this forum.

                I'll repeat it twice again:
                I have 4 bombs down this forum.
                I have 4 bombs down this forum.




                Little upholder of law, you did a great job, you caught a serious threat. Your wife, children and neighbors... the nation itself are proud of you. You are a joke for the rest of the world.

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                • #18


                  Drawing from Langer (Argentina)
                  Source: Clarín (Buenos Aires)

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by felizitation I have 4 bombs down this forum.

                    I'll repeat it twice again:
                    I have 4 bombs down this forum.
                    I have 4 bombs down this forum.




                    Little upholder of law, you did a great job, you caught a serious threat. Your wife, children and neighbors... the nation itself are proud of you. You are a joke for the rest of the world.
                    HEY LOOK THE GERMANS ARE COMING !!!


                    Oh sorry false alarm. You can come out from under your desk now.

                    I wonder if that will be funny in France....hmmmm
                    Last edited by patlajan; 01-23-2004, 06:03 PM.

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by patlajan
                      I wonder if that will be funny in France....hmmmm
                      Definitely no, since no one will understand what you're talking about (not even me)

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