When Life Gives You Lemons, Suck On Them

[Emil]

Originally posted by PASAMONSTER If by lemons you mean

just because i'm kind of well of people thinking I'm a drug dealer

hah beraneret mikichel batsek xxxer spitaki gortsem anum--- vay achkerneret zhangot mex metsenem.

So is this thread: http://forum.armenianclub.com/showth...&threadid=1952 supposed to be sarcasm?

[violette829]

Originally posted by surferarmo Screw lemons. I eat apples.

Those look more like red bell peppers to me.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by Emil So is this thread: http://forum.armenianclub.com/showth...&threadid=1952 supposed to be sarcasm?

Maybe you should take action Emil, for every post he makes at attempted sarcasm, he loses a post from his post count. That way he'll be down to 0 in no time.

[surferarmo]

Originally posted by violette829 Those look more like red bell peppers to me.

Looks more like you have vision problems.

[surferarmo]

Originally posted by surferarmo Screw lemons. I eat apples.

*I eat apples too*

[Anonymouse]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

Or so the conventional wisdom goes. But what if you just don't like god damn lemonade? What do you do with those damn lemons?

In fact if life gives you lemons ( or if life gives you xxxx ), you don't have to take it. Yeah, sure, life is hard sometimes. And sometimes, your best bet really is to take what you've been given and work with it to try to make it something better. But nothing says you have to take the lemons and xxxx you're constantly given and work with them. Nowhere is it written that when given lemons and or xxxx, you are required try to make lemonade, or at least some kind of strange, lemon and feces based beverage with them.

You don't have to make the best of every bad situation you can get the hell out of that situation. No one ever got rich or famous making lemonade, so go for it. Sure, maybe you'll mess up, and end up penniless and destitute, but at least you won't be on your knees, thanking the powers that be for the opportunity to have a mess on your hands and lemon juice squirted in your eyes. You have another choice. You have free will.

You can ignore the lemons, and throw them back at someone as you receive them or just throw em to the ground, beat it senseless and take its xxxxing wallet! And yell triumphantly "NO! NO GODDAMN IT, I WILL NOT TAKE THESE LEMONS OR THIS xxxx, SO xxxx YOU!"

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Or so the conventional wisdom goes. But what if you just don't like god damn lemonade? What do you do with those damn lemons?

In fact if life gives you lemons ( or if life gives you xxxx ), you don't have to take it. Yeah, sure, life is hard sometimes. And sometimes, your best bet really is to take what you've been given and work with it to try to make it something better. But nothing says you have to take the lemons and xxxx you're constantly given and work with them. Nowhere is it written that when given lemons and or xxxx, you are required try to make lemonade, or at least some kind of strange, lemon and feces based beverage with them.

You don't have to make the best of every bad situation you can get the hell out of that situation. No one ever got rich or famous making lemonade, so go for it. Sure, maybe you'll mess up, and end up penniless and destitute, but at least you won't be on your knees, thanking the powers that be for the opportunity to have a mess on your hands and lemon juice squirted in your eyes. You have another choice. You have free will.

You can ignore the lemons, and throw them back at someone as you receive them or just throw em to the ground, beat it senseless and take its xxxxing wallet! And yell triumphantly "NO! NO GODDAMN IT, I WILL NOT TAKE THESE LEMONS OR THIS xxxx, SO xxxx YOU!"

Ok, that was cute. Maybe cute isn't the word. What's the word where you want to drive to H-wood and give the mouse a hug? That's what I mean. Take THAT! stupid crap that went wrong yesterday, the mouse said I could throw the lemons BACK, so that's what I'm going to do. Ahhh. That felt good. Cute.


so mousey, did you throw back any midterms, or did you take them all and pass with flying colors??

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by ckBejug Ok, that was cute. Maybe cute isn't the word. What's the word where you want to drive to H-wood and give the mouse a hug? That's what I mean. Take THAT! stupid crap that went wrong yesterday, the mouse said I could throw the lemons BACK, so that's what I'm going to do. Ahhh. That felt good. Cute.


so mousey, did you throw back any midterms, or did you take them all and pass with flying colors??

I have them tomorrow. I am utterly lost. Behind. Fragmented. I shall release the results for all to see upon completion.

[violette829]

Originally posted by surferarmo Looks more like you have vision problems.

Don't tell me u don't think they look like bell peppers. CMON now. I know U LOVEEEEE to mess with me, but I don't think those are apples.LOL

BY THE WAY...I HAVE BETTER THAN PERFECT VISION!

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by violette829 Don't tell me u don't think they look like bell peppers. CMON now. I know U LOVEEEEE to mess with me, but I don't think those are apples.LOL

BY THE WAY...I HAVE BETTER THAN PERFECT VISION!

And you won't get a lemon....I wouldn't get a lemon?
And you won't get a lemon....I wouldn't get a lemon?

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