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When Life Gives You Lemons, Suck On Them

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  • #51
    To my best understanding it is not a matter of taking or rejecting what hand you are dealt, but rather when sometimes inevitable occurs, instead of rejecting it's more efficient to retrieve the POSITIVE aspects of the situation and modify it to your likeness. Lemons are not intended for your likeness, but rather for your creativity, as to how one handles the most inconvenient and discouraging event.

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    • #52
      Originally posted by Anonymouse And you won't get a lemon....I wouldn't get a lemon?
      And you won't get a lemon....I wouldn't get a lemon?

      AT TOYOTA OF ORANGE!



      www.toyotaoforange.com
      oh I really hate that commercial!

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      • #53
        Originally posted by anileve To my best understanding it is not a matter of taking or rejecting what hand you are dealt, but rather when sometimes inevitable occurs, instead of rejecting it's more efficient to retrieve the POSITIVE aspects of the situation and modify it to your likeness. Lemons are not intended for your likeness, but rather for your creativity, as to how one handles the most inconvenient and discouraging event.
        Ahh such words of wisdom permeating my miniscule cranium. It's one of those time's where I really want a lemon, not to be creative on how to handle it, but just plain old squeeze the bejeezus out of it, maybe on my very strong Armenian nose.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #54
          I see that we had our share of satire pancakes for breakfast, along with sarcastic bacon and sardonic eggs and who can forget a slice of a bitter lemon on a side… As for a very strong nose, it matches your very strong personality....

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          • #55
            Have to bring this thread back because I don't feel like making a new one for such a stupid topic....

            I am feeling very BAD today.

            I kindof dislike everybody and everything in the world today. Let me tell you a little 'story' through a list of things I hate. (Hate is a strong word, but at the moment I feel like throwing those damn lemons at anyone who crosses my path. I just screamed at my poor mom and I don't know how to apologize, I called up my ex and ripped into him and THAT didn't even make me feel better, and, to make matters worse, it feels like the upper half of my stomach is trying to crawl out of my esophagus. Ouchy )

            1) I hate getting conflicting information
            2) I hate it when people really act like they care or are interested and then one of two things happens, they don't really give a hoot and you find out, or they back off in weird confusing ways
            3) I hate women who won't leave the person you're out with alone, especially stupid big boobed airhead twit women. grrrr.
            4) I hate being study-disabled, which means I have a midterm tomorrow and I haven't even cracked open my book. And I DON'T CARE. Self-destruction, anyone?
            5) I hate not wanting to leave my house
            6) I hate not being able to sleep because I am so angry, sad, upset, and disappointed that I want to either cry or claw my eyes out and can't seem to manage either
            7) I hate days when smiling hurts, and I know I'm being fake and awful to the people I care about
            8) I hate finally dragging myself out to do something and having it end so badly that I don't feel like leaving my house for another several weeks
            9) I hate being at my house at times like this because really, I can't stand being here but everywhere else just seems like a worse option
            10) I hate knowing full well that someone has read a really hard, important email that I sent them and having them NOT RESPOND. How difficult is a yes or no answer I wonder. Sheeit, even a feck off would be GREAT! Bugger off you loser we don't want you here. Ok, thanks, toodelooo! Stupid hoity toity snobs.
            11) I hate feeling emotionally unbalanced.
            12) I hate being antisocial and letting people down.
            13) I hate having things almost go so well that life doesn't seem quite real and then at the last minute taking a complete nosedive.
            14) I hate all of this, and all of you, and me, and pretty much everything, even though I really don't and hopefully by tomorrow morning, or maybe next week, this will all just be a bad memory I will soon forget. Until then, I hate you!

            Dear My Life,

            Please stop sucking so hard. Please stop setting me up, time after time, for a big fall. Please stop almost being wonderful. Please, please, please, just leave me alone. I have just completely lost it today and I WANT tomorrow to be better. I will study hard tomorrow all day after work and try to pass the midterm, really, just help me out, would you please?!? For crying out loud I can't handle being disappointed anymore. Another couple of times like this, and I am afraid I will no longer be willing to feel anything at all, and that, for me, would be unimaginable!

            Poo on all this, I'm going to bed!
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #56
              Cheer up Ck, yor the only one in this forum thats always up and up and look at you now. I'm here for you, even though i'm over the computer and not for real.

              Yout post can even make a hardened man cry!!!

              cheer up and smile. we need your smile here.

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              • #57
                Originally posted by PASAMONSTER Cheer up Ck, yor the only one in this forum thats always up and up and look at you now. I'm here for you, even though i'm over the computer and not for real.

                Yout post can even make a hardened man cry!!!

                cheer up and smile. we need your smile here.

                Thank you Pasa dear, you're too sweet. Look, I'll smile....



                p.s. this also made me laugh out loud.... Say it ain't sooooo!
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                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #58
                  Ohhhhh damn



                  LOLL

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                  • #59
                    Originally posted by ckBejug Have to bring this thread back because I don't feel like making a new one for such a stupid topic....

                    I am feeling very BAD today.

                    I kindof dislike everybody and everything in the world today. Let me tell you a little 'story' through a list of things I hate. (Hate is a strong word, but at the moment I feel like throwing those damn lemons at anyone who crosses my path. I just screamed at my poor mom and I don't know how to apologize, I called up my ex and ripped into him and THAT didn't even make me feel better, and, to make matters worse, it feels like the upper half of my stomach is trying to crawl out of my esophagus. Ouchy )
                    That's called an Epigastric hernia. You can fix it with an operation called a Laparoscopic Nissen Fundoplication.

                    You're welcome,
                    Emil

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                    • #60
                      Hahaha
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                      Achkerov kute.

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