you rob a flag by going up to it and going "yoooink!" and sticking it in ur pocket shouting "kak eg gerel Dashnak shner" and running
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Originally posted by violette829 If I were ur sister, I'd be troubled with incestual (word?) fantasies and they would have to lock me up in a mental hospital..put me in a straight jacket...and make me sing.."I feel pretty.,..oh so pretty"
Then, I would escape...come home...and grope u in ur sleep.
OOK This post even scared the living shiate out of me!!
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Another fun time:
New Year's Eve 1999. Me and a couple of friends are out egging, and we see some dude in a ridiculous muscle car trying to look tough. I'm driving, and Mikey in the passenger seat throws an egg right through muscle-man's open window and it breaks on the side of his head. I slam through the red and get onto the freeway, but he follows. I'm weaving in and out of traffic, doing about 120 in piece of xxxx old Dodge Aries, and I get into the carpool lane, I-605 northbound. We're approaching the I-10 interchange and the dude's right on my tail. I tap the brake to distract him, and dart for the offramp, making it by about ten feet and muscle-dude can't follow, right as the clock turns and "It's the End of the World as we Know It" is playing on the radio. Now that was a rush.
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Originally posted by surferarmo I cant stop shaking.
So...this little boy really has to go pee really badly ok...
His mom sees him suffering because she knows he has a fear of going to the bathroom alone...so she tells him that she will go with him to pee. He tells her no...She tells him that his bladder is going to explode...he says that he will only go to the bathroom with grandma..and no one else... In a puzzled state she asks her son, "Why would u want to go with grandma instead of me?" The little boy looks at her in the eye and says..."Because grandma's hands shake better"
WTF?This joke sounds terrible in English. I swear it's funny in Armenian...I SWEAR!!!!!!
PS: Emil, please don't move this into the Jokes forum..pleaseeee
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