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[surferarmo]

Originally posted by violette829 So...this little boy really has to go pee really badly ok...
His mom sees him suffering because she knows he has a fear of going to the bathroom alone...so she tells him that she will go with him to pee. He tells her no...She tells him that his bladder is going to explode...he says that he will only go to the bathroom with grandma..and no one else... In a puzzled state she asks her son, "Why would u want to go with grandma instead of me?" The little boy looks at her in the eye and says..."Because grandma's hands shake better"


WTF? This joke sounds terrible in English. I swear it's funny in Armenian...I SWEAR!!!!!!

PS: Emil, please don't move this into the Jokes forum..pleaseeee

Damn. Nice try. Rehearse it a few times and come back when you are ready.

[violette829]

Originally posted by surferarmo Damn. Nice try. Rehearse it a few times and come back when you are ready.

Thank u so much my love~!

[Inna]

the coolest thing i ever did was when i was about 6/7 yrs old, living in Armenia, and all the kids that lived in the same building would get together and plan our own kebab party, every kid had to go and steal somekind of food from their parents, I always had to steal tomatoes, and then we'd meet up on the side of the building and start the fire..we never actually had any kebab since we hardly had any meat in our own home..but we always had fun ....ahhhh..those were the days

[violette829]

Originally posted by Inna the coolest thing i ever did was when i was about 6/7 yrs old, living in Armenia, and all the kids that lived in the same building would get together and plan our own kebab party, every kid had to go and steal somekind of food from their parents, I always had to steal tomatoes, and then we'd meet up on the side of the building and start the fire..we never actually had any kebab since we hardly had any meat in our own home..but we always had fun ....ahhhh..those were the days

That is just beautiful. In Armenia, the smallest thing would make people happy..because they had no stress like they do here. That's why people lived to be 100, and that was considered young!! I miss Armenia, even though I don't remember much. We should all go back!

[Inna]

Originally posted by violette829 We should all go back!

I second that!!

[ara87]

Re: Cool

The coolest thing I ever did was beat Marxist down my street protesting, after which I shoved lemons up his bodily orifices and drew a hammer and sickle on his asscheeks.

if you were only as cool as you thought you were, you'd be as cool as rosie o'donnel without her make up on, while having her morning coffee, whilst taking a xxxx.
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As far as "cool" things i have done, I've purposely been a obnoxious American at times, in various countries, on purpose, though looking back that seems somewhat stupid.

I once had an ongoing online argument with the assistant "pastor" of the Aryan Nations group.

Defended someone on a trip in high school, even though i knew she did infact shoplift an item(s). It was cool b/c I hated the people who were trying to get me to tell on her, and I felt rather smug about their bewilderment at me for not telling.

[iFemale]

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The coolest thing I've done was asked a Cop -who was stopped right next to my car as we both waited for a green light, at the intersection, if he and she wanted to race (yes, there were two in the car). Surprisingly, they agreed and I asked them if they were going to give me a ticket if I did so and they said "no" and laughed. Hit green and I sped before they did. Went about less than a half of a mile then reached the other following red light where they came to a stop right after I did. I told them to be prepared for next times unknown race. They laughed and then gave me a big fat ticket! (Sike -at the ticket part, but everything else was true.)

I hope that's cool enough, guys.

[Sako]

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That was pretty cool ... not cooler then you of course !

[iFemale]

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The coolest thing I've done was asked a Cop -who was stopped right next to my car as we both waited for a green light, at the intersection, if he and she wanted to race (yes, there were two in the car). Surprisingly, they agreed and I asked them if they were going to give me a ticket if I did so and they said "no" and laughed. Hit green and I sped before they did. Went about less than a half of a mile then reached the other following red light where they came to a stop right after I did. I told them to be prepared for next times unknown race. They laughed and then gave me a big fat ticket! (Sike -at the ticket part, but everything else was true.)

I hope that's cool enough, guys.

I hate how I wrote this. FML.

[Sako]

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That's Cool