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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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  • What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    I would wrap myself in cellophane, as promised to Anonymouse long ago....slither around in fish guts, then dive into the shark infested ocean....and let the sharks just tear up my body bit by bit...

    So, what's the point of getting the Klondike Bar after I've been eaten?


    Hm....talk amongst urselves....
    Here I'll give u a topic...
    A butterfly tastes nothing like butter nor a fly...
    Discuss.

  • #2
    For a Klondike bar?

    I once killed an eskimo to see if he tasted like a Klondike bar, but now I think I'd lick your big toe.

    I have a big toe fetish.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      DAMN IT, I have small toes!!!!

      For a Klondike Bar I would bite flesh (anywhere ment to be bitten), I have a biting fetish!

      Butterflys, interesting point violette.....

      Grasshoppers, they don't only hop on grass, do they?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SexyAries DAMN IT, I have small toes!!!!

        For a Klondike Bar I would bite flesh (anywhere ment to be bitten), I have a biting fetish!

        Butterflys, interesting point violette.....

        Grasshoppers, they don't only hop on grass, do they?
        Toes ! always have to look cute.

        Biting... grrrrr... fun times. Not too hard though.

        Butterflies.. Grasshoppers.. true. How about this? If corn oil is made of corn... then what is BABY oil made of???
        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #5
          lol @ you fungivores.

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          • #6
            nothing...I dont need to do anything to get it......I usually get what I want pretty easily!
            Last edited by fstkhnan; 02-13-2004, 12:18 PM.

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            • #7
              For a klondike bar?

              I'd skin a live mouse with the sharpened pelvis of a dead surfer.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by loseyourname For a klondike bar?

                I'd skin a live mouse with the sharpened pelvis of a dead surfer.
                I bet you're really happy you crawled out of your hole to say that.

                Even losers gotta something for a Klondike bar eh?
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by loseyourname For a klondike bar?

                  I'd skin a live mouse with the sharpened pelvis of a dead surfer.
                  very deep indeed.
                  for a klondike bar I'd do nothing.
                  for love?
                  i'd die!
                  sorry god about tonight.
                  I want S.

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                  • #10
                    For a Klondike Bar Huh?


                    I'd do anything thats worth around 75 cents.



                    As for love Jahnamm-- I wouldn't die, I would live and live to the fullest.


                    I bet you people thought I'd kill someone huh LOL nope that pleasure is worth far more then a klondike bar, more like $1000 dollars starting.

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