Sometimes...

[Anonymouse]

Sometimes I wish I am this little turtle to see the world through my shell, of how taller mountains are and how ugly humans be.



"Hello, I am a turtle. I am an ordinary run of the mill turtle, but for some reason I'm on a general talk board. Put me down!"

[Anonymouse]

Sometimes I wish I was this toad to use the reflexes of my tongue and to seel what it is like to be an amphibian and eat flies and stink bugs and other small organisms.



"I escaped from laboratory in 1993 and still at large."

[Darorinag]

Chatroom style foruming alert! Chatroom style foruming alert!

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[Anonymouse]

Sometimes I feel like I want to be this Afghan man to fully enjoy a "tally-ban bath", the bath in natures water, with all the right bacteria combinations.



"My teeth are kinda clean. Someone pass the potatoes".

[Darorinag]

wtf is the point of this thread?

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by Darorinag Chatroom style foruming alert! Chatroom style foruming alert!

All residents please evacuate. This room will blow up in 30 seconds..

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Sometimes I wish I was Adam West in the Batman suit to fully feel what it's like to drive the Bat Mobile over Dan.



"Holy Cow! Batman! I can't believe Dan cannot see the topic and theme of this thread, and how it is in accordance with all my threads!"

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by Darorinag wtf is the point of this thread?

Bah, the forum just aint what it used to be. It used to be people would pick up, and join in, but whining pansies like you just ruin it.

Sometimes I wish you'd get banned.

[patlajan]

Sometime I wish I was a great white shark. I would apologize to no one and put up with no crap. Best of all I'm endangered so anything I do would be breath taking.

"You're lunch and I'm not even hungry."

[Darorinag]

lol.. sorry, i'm a party pooper, but.. stealing bandwidth is not a great thing to do...

[Anonymouse]

Sometimes, I wish I was a rich Arab Emirate with lots of oil to be able to hire my own army and assassins and have 15 wives and feel the power of U.S. bombs.



"I wonder which of my wives had the blond haired baby so I can decapitate her".