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Valentine's Day is EVIL!

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  • #31
    Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

    Не вызовите Stella. Не спросите, что она приносит эти вещи с ей от магазина: 6 ложек свежих горохов снежка, 5 толщиных слябов голубого сыра, и возможно заедк для ее брата bob. Мы также малая пластичная змейка и большая лягушка игрушки для малышей. Она не должна зачерпнуть эти вещи в 3 красных мешка, и мы не пойдем встречаем ее среду на железнодорожной станции.

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    • #32
      Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

      Originally posted by TomServo
      Do not call Stella. Do not ask her to bring these things with her from the store: six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also do not need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She should not scoop these things into three red bags, and we will not go meet her Wednesday at the train station.
      Please call Tommy. Ask him to steal these things from the store: six pack of fresh beer, five thick slabs of deer meat, and maybe a pack of tampons for her cousin Mouse. We also need a small plastic poop and a big sex toy for Sally Kirkland. He should scoop these things into three red socks, and we will go kill him on Wednesday at the Tata concert.

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      • #33
        Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

        Не вызовите Stella. Не спросите, что она приносит эти вещи с ей от магазина: 6 ложек свежих горохов снежка, 5 толщиных слябов голубого сыра, и возможно заедк для ее брата bob. Мы также малая пластичная змейка и большая лягушка игрушки для малышей. Она не должна зачерпнуть эти вещи в 3 красных мешка, и мы не пойдем встречаем ее среду на железнодорожной станции..

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        • #34
          Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

          Originally posted by karoaper
          Please call Tommy. Ask him to steal these things from the store: six pack of fresh beer, five thick slabs of deer meat, and maybe a pack of tampons for her cousin Mouse. We also need a small plastic poop and a big sex toy for Sally Kirkland. He should scoop these things into three red socks, and we will go kill him on Wednesday at the Tata concert.

          LOOOOOL!!! Love it!

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          • #35
            Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

            Poop.

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            • #36
              Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

              Originally posted by Crissy
              LOOOOOL!!! Love it!
              - I'll take "thanking Crissy" for 2000 please.

              - OK, this is the standard way of thanking Crissy in AC forum

              - BUZZ. What is "MERCI JIGYAR"?

              - CORRECT.

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              • #37
                Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

                Originally posted by karoaper
                - I'll take "thanking Crissy" for 2000 please.

                - OK, this is the standard way of thanking Crissy in AC forum

                - BUZZ. What is "MERCI JIGYAR"?

                - CORRECT.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #38
                  Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

                  Originally posted by karoaper
                  - I'll take "thanking Crissy" for 2000 please.

                  - OK, this is the standard way of thanking Crissy in AC forum

                  - BUZZ. What is "MERCI JIGYAR"?

                  - CORRECT.
                  Не вызовите Stella. Не спросите, что она приносит эти вещи с ей от магазина: 6 ложек свежих горохов снежка, 5 толщиных слябов голубого сыра, и возможно заедк для ее брата bob. Мы также малая пластичная змейка и большая лягушка игрушки для малышей. Она не должна зачерпнуть эти вещи в 3 красных мешка, и мы не пойдем встречаем ее среду на железнодорожной станции.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

                    42!!!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Valentine's Day is EVIL!

                      Originally posted by karoaper
                      - I'll take "thanking Crissy" for 2000 please.

                      - OK, this is the standard way of thanking Crissy in AC forum

                      - BUZZ. What is "MERCI JIGYAR"?

                      - CORRECT.

                      mwa!!!

                      Xndrem

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