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  • Wise's Sermon Corner

    Wise, this is your very own special Church thread where you can preach your long sermons and dialogues of uplifting words and banal wisdom that is bound to reach us ( some of us ) all ( some day ) hopefully. Your passion in posting long messages full of thought provoking yet tender wisdom reveal the natural and underlying workings of your Wise and God Given brain, for it is divinely created.

    As your ardent follower and your right hand man ( and the janitor of your new internet Church thread ), I call upon all heathens to follow this fair man. I am a sub religous leader in his church. Follow his teachings please. He is a cultural personality. Stop wasting your time and join me to join him. He will not harm you He will not kill you He will not like you.

    Join my ship to join his ship and recieve a free TV with proof of purchase. I have heartburn. Help me help you help God. He must cleanse you with his holy wisdom.
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    Achkerov kute.

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    Folks I am tired of this. Most of you heathens will not be saved. Join this thread to join this Church to join Wise in his effervescent sermons of wisdom. There are only so many Wise people and so little places to go spread wisdom. Wise will be with us shortly after these messages, he will follow with some Wise words on how to be Wise and how unWise it is to not be Wise.
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    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=fire/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.powerlabs.org/images/fire.jpg[/IMG]

      "There goes another one."

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      • #4
        Hi your name is loser, I will put you on my mailing list. You will recieve free offers and discount savings on perscriptions from Mexico while under control of my Church, err I mean Wise' Church. I love you, God loves you, and I will not harm you.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          If your church has it's own No Parking area taking up the whole sidewalk I'm gonna be pissed.

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          • #6
            can i join this church? it sounds like people who have nothing to post or offer are part of this church.

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            • #7
              Patlajan...There is plenty of parking for all 3 members. I will not ask you to drink poison. I will ask that you send me your 401k (Cannadians like Baron, just send me all your money since it's worthless anyway). "Church of the Tax Shelter" will also require power of attorney and a physical examanation will be performed by me, the Minister of Physicians of the church, and by the Head Minister, Wise.

              Peabody, don't make me pea on your body.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                [.Peabody, don't make me pea on your body. [/B]
                Oh Oh can I volunteer for that? Pleaseee?

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