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He kinda looks like your cat.
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"Hey everyone the little fat Asian kid that ate the icing off of Xing Xuan's birthday cake is my owner. He shaved most of my body hair to have as a delicacy on his latest jelly donut for breakfast".Achkerov kute.Comment
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"I don't own the car, I'm just destroying the rear suspension before the owner gets back."Achkerov kute.Comment
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arvy's tombstoneI'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.Comment
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Sleuth's rear end. And it is all because of Arvestaked and his rings.
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Does this mean I have to like girls or buy a small cat?The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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"Ok you dirty chinamen grab his legs, well grab his arms, and with the combined horsepower of both these ships we should be able to tear this baby right in half --- HURRY BEFORE MY WIFE LOOKS"Achkerov kute.Comment
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"Bob is the resident pedophile. Here you can see Bob feeding the neighbors baby as he is babysitting while they are at work. Bob loves little children."Achkerov kute.Comment
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"Jacob hates Israel. Jacob is a Jew. Jacob hates irony".Achkerov kute.Comment
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Man with Kevlar Helmet: "Hurry up shoot him"
Shooter: "He still has my toothbrush."
Dying man: "Hehehe".Achkerov kute.Comment
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