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There is absolutely nothing I can write under this picture that doesn't make me a horrible person. Not a thing.

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Condom committs spermicide.

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If I make a joke, I'm awful. But believe meeeeee, it's teeeeeempting.

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YOU CHEATED AT PAINTBALL

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Whoooooooooo's house?! God's house! The popes taking notes, "I think I will let you live, for now."

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Journalist asks to describe Blah Blah Blah. "Well, the uh, the Secretary of Defense will be happy to answer your questions about this subject. As for the Whitehouse, the president's position remains firm on Blah Blah Blah. We are in for the long haul. There will be some bumps here and there from time to time but the president has made it abundantly clear that he intends to go the whole nine yards on this one. I know you guys love to ask questions like this, but I think you're just fishing for an answer." Journalist starts to say something. "No, no, I think this is very clear. We're repeating ourselves over and over on this line of questioning. It's a tough road but the president is behind the troops. I'll take one more."

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All I wanted was for my house to transform into a home based business and it instead it transformed into this. Now my neighbors are dead, the dog is dead, and I don't know what to do except maybe try to move.

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Mcgruff used to be America's top crime fighter dog, but now he is inactive after catching rabies and tearing this cop in half with his superhuman strength.

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I think this means, "Watch Out For Black People" or something.

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Yes, that is a bunch of twine. If you don't like twine, then you can skip over to the next picture and no one will blame you.