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  • #21
    Originally posted by Wise ....but the problem is the smell of this thread Damn ANON! IT stinks like xxxx!
    I bet it's those people who have trouble whiping their you know what
    I see...

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    • #22
      Originally posted by SagGal I bet it's those people who have trouble whiping their you know what
      LOL!! U mean their S(es)

      Are we included?? LOL
      VerTigO

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Wise LOL!! U mean their S(es)

        Are we included?? LOL
        I don't know about you, but I know how to whipe my S(es)(as you say it) just fine thank you very muchlol
        I see...

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        • #24
          LOL YOUR welcome...Its my pleasure
          VerTigO

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          • #25
            Rule #1

            Do not use public bathrooms

            Rule #2

            If u must, DO NOT touch anything. Don't even touch the door. I usually kick the door in to open it.

            Rule #3

            hold your breath.

            Rule #4

            fold your pants up, cuz when you pull em down they may touch the yucky ground.

            Rule#4

            Flush the toilet before using it, no matter how clean it looks.

            Rule #5

            Remain standing.

            Rule #5.5

            Wipe yourself clean AND do not use the first layer of toilet paper, Unroll it using the least amount of contact possible. Roll down a few layers, and cut it off, then use the clean layer underneath.

            Rule #6

            Do not flush using your hand. Flush with your foot.

            Rule #6.5

            unfold your pants

            Rule #7

            Kick door out

            Rule #8

            When washing your hands, DO NOT touch anything, pull out a towel, and use the towel to turn the fosset knob. Throw that towel away, and wash your hands. DO NOT close the water, pull another towel out, and close the fosset with the towel.

            Rule #9

            make sure you don't touch anything on your way out.




            Last edited by spiral; 03-14-2004, 09:17 PM.

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            • #26
              loseyourname's only rule: Have a genetically superior immune system and avoid people with OCD.

              By the way, this might get an early nomination for worst thread of the year. I better bookmark it. Actually, scratch that. There's no way Wise isn't winning that award come December.

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              • #27
                Wise is getting on my nerves.

                hmmmmmmf

                ...pardon me... do you have any...grey pupon?..

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                • #28
                  Spiral, you don't wipe yourself clean after using a public restroom?

                  Loser, are you typing of the Forum Oscars?

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                  • #29
                    wo OH...bustedddd

                    ...I forgot I forgot about rule # wipe yourself clean.

                    I shall include it, as well as rule # unfold your pants back down when you're done.

                    I shall fix it.

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by Emil Loser, are you typing of the Forum Oscars?
                      Indeed I am. Rather prematurely, might I add.

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