Oreo Cookies...

[dusken]

I am about to eat some Oreo Cookies.

Mmm....

How I eat Oreo Cookies:

I take five cookies and put them in a cup. Then I fill the cup with milk and lean a spoon into the cup to hold the cookies below the surface of the milk. I then let it sit for about 4 minutes while the cookies get nice and soggy. After that time passes I drink all of the milk and proceed to eat the cookies with the spoon like ice cream.

[ckBejug]

Hey Dusken, apparently:

Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

Really?

That said, step away from the oreo. It is bad for your health.


Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

Which are you?

Results

1. The whole thing all at once.

This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.

You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.

You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit

4. In little feverous.

Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).

Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.

You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.

You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. you are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help — immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.

You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima dona. There's just no pleasing you.

[dusken]

Originally posted by ckBejug Hey Dusken, apparently:

Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

Really?

That said, step away from the oreo. It is bad for your health.

Hahaha. That is the complete opposite of who I am. Very funny.

Too late. I ate all five and enjoyed every naughty spoonful. Gosh, and it all goes straight to my hips.

[loseyourname]

I vary between methods 1 and 6. Apparently I'm a carefree, irresponsible, deviant criminal. I think this is more accurate than that cupid test you posted a while back.

Man, I've posted too much the past couple days. My stupid car needs to fix itself.

[Emil]

Originally posted by loseyourname I vary between methods 1 and 6. Apparently I'm a carefree, irresponsible, deviant criminal. I think this is more accurate than that cupid test you posted a while back.

Man, I've posted too much the past couple days. My stupid car needs to fix itself.

Don't make up an excuse for your posting. You know you are obsessed and post as much as you can.

[Darorinag]

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.

YES YES YES!!! MMM, I LOVE eating it that way. Nothing beats that method. lol

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Darorinag YES YES YES!!! MMM, I LOVE eating it that way. Nothing beats that method. lol

You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.


uhuh, aha, good to know

[Darorinag]

exhibit deviant [...] behavior.

Ahhh, I didn't know that. Good to know!! Oreo has opened my eyes!!

[SagGal]

I don't eat Oreos much, but I love dipping them in milk and eating them like that. Yummmmmmm

[anileve]

I hate Oreo Cookies, they are artificially flavored, racially inspired and do nothing but create clumps of overly processed malnutritious dough in your "outcomes".

Give me chocolate covered cherries instead, I prefer to eat them slowly. First gently wrapping my tongue around the chocolate cover, then slightly nibbling until the chocolate starts to melt, filling my mouth with it's luscious flavor. I proceed by firmly sinking my teeth into the hiding cherry, making it burst with its sweet juice, which eventually intertwines with the rich texture of the chocolate. I let it dwell a bit further in my mouth, until it covers every oral taste bud I have. After the chocolate and the cherry disappear in my ecstatic esophagus, I slowly lick my lips, absorbing any left over juice that might have dripped out of my mouth in the process.

What kind of a person would this make me?