Oreo Cookies...

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by anileve
What kind of a person would this make me?

Someone who thinks diversity is a strength.

[Inna]

First I started eating them with the usual #1, then I saw that commercial where the two kids split the oreo and I started eating it like #6, then I saw another commercial where the older kid dunks the oreo into the milk and eats it and the little boy wasn't able to dunk the oreo into the milk so he spilled it onto the oreo, so I started eating like #5, then I found out that oreos arent very healthy so I quit eating them all together, #10


hmmm...I never realized how much affect commercials have on me

[anileve]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Someone who thinks diversity is a strength.

I agree, diversity is a strength. However, in this case I fail to see how you’ve come to that conclusion. Diversity would be displayed if I were equally indulging myself in an Oreo and Chocolate Cherry feast. However I categorically refuse to feed on Oreos, instead I have a terrible weakness for Chocolate Cherries, to which I stay unquestionably devoted to, especially the cherries that have long stems, those are usually more potent.

Oreos are dull and superficial, offering comfort of the predictability. Chocolate Cover cherries, are more eccentric and unpredictable, consisting of very complex flavors and posing a greater challenge. So how exactly does this display that I favor diversity, care to explain?

[dusken]

Once, I traded about a hundred chocolate covered cherries for five Oreo Cookies and a glass of milk.

[anileve]

Originally posted by dusken Once, I traded about a hundred chocolate covered cherries for five Oreo Cookies and a glass of milk.

Well luckily for you, the action indicates that you don’t qualify for a title of a “prima-donna”. Also this is a sign that we can never be, so if you ever think of making another transaction similar to the one described in your quote, please give me a ring.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by anileve
Give me chocolate covered cherries instead.........

I prefer chocolate covered strawberries. Especially white chocolate covered strawberries.

[dusken]

The guy I gave them to fed them to his pet elephant. I will not give you a ring. You just said we can never be and yet you ask for a ring. Your mind tells you one thing but your heart says another; I understand. But I will consider calling you if the said elephant does not want the next batch of chocolate covered cherries that comes into my possession.

[anileve]

Originally posted by ckBejug I prefer chocolate covered strawberries. Especially white chocolate covered strawberries.

Well, now we're talkin!!! Those are unbelievably good, I would easily trade lust expired activity over a box of those. Dark chocolate is better and healthier by the way. The best chocolate covered strawberries I've tried were in San Diego, La Jolla. Those were unbelievably sweet, simply out of this world!

[anileve]

Originally posted by dusken The guy I gave them to fed them to his pet elephant. I will not give you a ring. You just said we can never be and yet you ask for a ring. Your mind tells you one thing but your heart says another; I understand. But I will consider calling you if the said elephant does not want the next batch of chocolate covered cherries that comes into my possession.

I see that you are so fueled by the unreciprocated affections you've held for me, that you've failed to realize the real meaning behind the statement, or perhaps that was an intentional interpretation. By "ring" I meant "rrrrring rrrrring" like the telephone ring you know? And really, I am so hurt now that I have found out about the fate of those chocolate covered cherries. Can someone pass me a nail file please?

[dusken]

I like finding a good batch of strawberries and melting chocolate myself to fondue them; I do not think I would buy pre-dipped strawberries, especially since the chocolate is solid.