The Greatest Store in the World

[Lilya]

yes Andro ill get you a drape. You see Anon people demand drapes! but sure why not, ill shelve with you.

[Andromida806]

Does anyone know if they have those big bouncy balls that you sit on and jump around at IKEA ?

[Anonymouse]

I don't know but I just got done emptying 2 packs of Tampons in the IKEA restrooms...

[sexytina]

Posing in front of an IKEA mirror..thank you very much

[Andromida806]

I got an idea. Lets run around the store with pillow cases full of tampons, knocking the employees out and put em all in the beds.

[Andromida806]

Then we can stick tampons in their mouths and take pictures for the Employee of the Month plaques.

[Lilya]

yeah! lets go!!!!!!!!!

[vrej]

ummm... helloo?? WHERE'S MY HAMBURGER??
u know what? ill go get it myself... damn it i lost my vardig... ummm.... someone pass me a drape?

[Andromida806]

drapes fir vardigs huh ? might as well wear it like ghandi and bless the knocked out employees laying on the bed with tampons in there mouths. And since you're going to get a hamburger on the way, get some extra ketchup and mayo so you can use as a holy substance to pour on them while our blessing them.

[Lilya]

sorry Vrej, I cant stop staring at Anon. He's just so irresistible when he's shelving those shelves. :|