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[Anonymouse]

SHELVES MOOOOOOOOOOOORE SHELVES.

I AM SHELVING!


HOT CROSS SHELVINGS!
HOT CROSS SHELVINGS!
ONE A SHELVING, TWO A SHELVING,
HOT CROSS SHELVINGS!

[Lilya]

ohhh yeahh!!!!!!!!

[vrej]

shelving eh? doesn't sound too bad. . .
but im happier eating my ikea hamburger with a large drink and fries yum yum yum...
wait a sec... are these woodchips in my burger?? :x

[Andromida806]

Give em the pillowcase full of tampons in the face !!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Anonymouse]

Ikea should have a tampon bed, so women won't have to have any damn pad on during their period when they sleep. It comes built in.

[Lilya]

eww so how are they going to clean it afterwards?

[Lilya]

ooooh lemme guess, OxiClean!

[Anonymouse]

Very good Lilya, you are thinking ahead...a marketer's dream.

You can use OxiClean to clean used tampons that way saving yourself bundles....

Conservation is the key.

[Lilya]

:mrgreen:

[vrej]

now that we are speaking of oxi clean... no offence anon but oxi clean leaves a very irritating smell after you use it... i dunno if its just me ?

sorry anon! but i still think mr. mays or however u spell his name is cool!!
i rank him 4 laughing heads our of 5