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BEHOLD THE HUMAN SPONGE! HE CAN SUCK YOU DRY WHILE HAVING SEX AT THE SAME TIME. HE IS A ODDITY. I BET HE IS LIKE BILLY. HE CAN'T xxxx BECAUSE HIS ASS HAIR TANGLES EVERY TURD INTO SUBMISSION!
i lost my arm in his back while he was bodysurfing topless last summer here in toronto... someones watch got tangled in his back and as he lifted himself up he left my friend a nice hairball on his watch.. ggood stuff..
Little do you know that the hairball was actually harouts way of spreading his seed....... I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad new Vrej... Your friends hand was raped. :?
He should either trie electrolysis or take a career pick by posing as bigfoot for one of them tabloids like Star or The Weekly Inquirer or whatever crap there are.
Ha! No I looked worse. I was literally a chia pet withing a chia pet. I had life in between my hair folicles and a tiny civilization of some insects. When I peed the piss never reached air...my hair just sucked it all dry. I had to breath through a 10 foot tube and they fead me through a funnel since they couldn't locate my mouth and evne if they did it would take them days to reach it.
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