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  • #21
    I think his parents melted Oxi-clean between the straps so that they wouldn't move. Just imagine what his feet look like. He hasn't taken those shoes off since his 4th birthday. Every year his parents go to his room while hes asleep and spray paint his shoes a different color so he thinks they're new. :shock:

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    • #22
      Like I said earlier, when he was being delivered, the doctors pulled too hard on his head. They used the patented "Grip it and rip it" technique that I pioneered in the 70's as a means of delivering retarded children while trying to kill them. You can't kill this kid. He's a mean little bastard with teeth like a shark. Rumor has it that they had him tied up yesterday out back, and he broke free (again) and killed the neighbor's dog. He even stole that lunch box and the alf shirt that he is wearing. Bah! He even stole those shoes.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #23
        So then whats the deal with his imploded nose ??? :?

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        • #24
          That's from picking his nose with midgets.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #25
            i used to have a lunchbox like that. but it had a teenage mutant ninja turtles sticker on it.

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            • #26
              I had a lunchbox of Rainbow Brite. The other kids made fun of me and I then I hit one of them with a handball and ate their pubes.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #27
                how, did you cook them or do you like them raw?

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                • #28
                  Raw...I haven't cooked anything since I killed that skunk in front of my door at age 12.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #29
                    When I was like 5 ( I know i still look 5 ) I tried to play with this racoon and wanted to use him as a boomerang. My mother never explained to me why he never came back, But somehow my father told me about all the red paint on the roof and how he a new idea for Christmas decorations. I never understood all that. O well, another unsolved mystery.

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                    • #30
                      I hang tampons and squirrel intestines on my Xmas tree, what about you guys?
                      Achkerov kute.

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