Have you ever...?

[ckBejug]

Ok, new game... Someone asks a question starting with "Have you ever...", and whichever poster is willing to answer it does, and posts another question that someone else has to answer and so on. Giving details could make it more fun. For example:

Poster X: Have you ever read a book in one day?
Poster Y: Yes, War and Peace.
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Poster Z: No. Have you ever met the ruler of your country?

And so on. It should be fun. So, I'll start.

Have you ever told someone you loved them?

[Anonymouse]

No. Have you ever poured hot wax on a beaver?

[SagGal]

No.
Have you ever looked someone straight in the eyes and lie?

[Anonymouse]

Yes. Have you ever lied about your smoking?

[SagGal]

No, because I never smoked.
Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Anonymouse]

No, because I've never had one.
Have you ever dated your pet?

[SagGal]

No, because we are different species.
Have you ever used someone else's credit card with out telling them?

[Anonymouse]

Yes. Have you ever talked to your pet?

[SagGal]

Yes.
Have you ever gone to the bathroom in the bushes, even when you were little?

[Anonymouse]

Yes, for long intervals too!
Have you ever seen the knomes that hide in the bushes?