Have you ever...?

[Emil]

No.
Have you ever wondered when I am going to close this thread?

[jilbagh]

no, it's kinda fun when it's boring
Have you ever used a port-a-potty?

[Hogg]

Hell yeah. It's hard for me to use regular public restrooms but I was at Audiotistic a few years ago for 12 hours and sometimes, you just have to go against everything you stand for.

Have you ever hated how much time you waste on things like this thread?

[Emil]

No.
Have you ever wondered why Marge Simpson was featured in Maxim magazine?

[jilbagh]

no way? well, she is the hottest out of the sisters. i wonder if lisa is 18 yet...

Have you ever wondered why armo's name their banquet halls after casinos now?

[Emil]

Yes. Which banquet hall do you speak of? The one on foothill used to be called Ceasars, but they changed it.
Have you ever wondered why I can't think of a question.

[Darorinag]

Yes, it's because your hippo is distracting you.

Have you ever puked after watching porn?

[jilbagh]

there's new york new york, the former bellagio, mirage, rio on ventura (actually a rest/bar), ceasers, there was plans for Mandalay till the lawsuit on bellagio and ceasers started poppin

have you ever wondered how big the guys lungs are that goes "gooooooaaaaalllllll"?

[Emil]

Wow, I didn't know those places existed. Yeah, I went to Ceasars for a wedding, I think it was the first one they had there. But after that they changed their name.

[SagGal]

Have you ever puked after watching porn?

No because I never watched porn and neather should any of you or I'll tell your mommies and daddies on you.
Have you ever said anything to someone to make them cry?