The handshake or the hand slap?

[sSsflamesSs]

Now now, little dusken, the world is not against you, breath in - breath out, in - and out.

[sSsflamesSs]

I think the real question is "The handshake or the ass slap?".

[dusken]

I think the real question is "The handshake or the ass slap?".

For you it is:

[SagGal]

What.....no hug?

[Hogg]

I've never "hugged" a male friend like that. Maybe a one arm tap on the back while shaking hands or something. There's no need to have both of my arms around a guy. Just typing this makes me feel like Dan!

[Darorinag]

I've never "hugged" a male friend like that. Maybe a one arm tap on the back while shaking hands or something. There's no need to have both of my arms around a guy. Just typing this makes me feel like Dan!

[anileve]

I try to stay away from all of that excessive touching and hugging. Mainly if you haven't seen a person for some time and at one time or another you've been close, it's probably ok to hug. The worse case is when it's one of your father's married-too-long-wanting fresh produce-but my wife is a hag-need to change my dentures friends, who pull you close and give you more of a "I am exploring the dunes of Sahara dessert" hug. And then look at you and say "My, look how you've grown", I am assuming the situation involving men and their mother's female friends uttering the same phrase can be quite uncomfortable as well.

[ardenik]

The worse case is when it's one of your father's married-too-long-wanting fresh produce-but my wife is a hag-need to change my dentures friends, who pull you close and give you more of a "I am exploring the dunes of Sahara dessert" hug. And then look at you and say "My, look how you've grown", I am assuming the situation involving men and their mother's female friends uttering the same phrase can be quite uncomfortable as well.

LOOLLL!!! i can imagine how uncomfortable that must be... dont they realize tho, that along with growing up, u've grown smarter too & know EXACTLY what they're up to?? hehehe

i dont hug unless my mom ambushes me with one or im really drunk. the kiss-on-the-cheeks thing i get, as we all do, & im not particularly fond of that whole thing either. the handshake sorta does the job between guys, but its always just slightly ambiguous with girls.. do u kiss on the cheek? do u just wave hello? do u go with the handshake.. & if so, are u supposed to kiss it too? LOL

[Darorinag]

Ohhh, female friends of the family are the worst (middle aged ones, especially).. lol... the lipstick, m'am, the lipstick! Be careful! Don't smear my face with your lipstick!!!

[SagGal]

Ohhh, female friends of the family are the worst (middle aged ones, especially).. lol... the lipstick, m'am, the lipstick! Be careful! Don't smear my face with your lipstick!!!

aaaaaawwwww. Poor thing. They can't help it if you're just too darn cute.