The handshake or the hand slap?

[Darorinag]

Nah, I think they'd even find a monkey cute... they just love smearing faces with lipsticks...

[loseyourname]

And then look at you and say "My, look how you've grown", I am assuming the situation involving men and their mother's female friends uttering the same phrase can be quite uncomfortable as well.

My answer: "Yes, I've grown taller and you've grown quite a bit uglier."

[Anonymouse]

My answer: "Yes, I've grown taller and you've grown quite a bit uglier."

That's assuming if they hug you, right?

[loseyourname]

Usually they don't. The look on my face when they try could kill a rhinoceros.

[dusken]

Your face, naturally, would put that of a rhinoceros to shame.