Rant

[sSsflamesSs]

So I'm getting ready to enter the freeway, and it's one of those entrances with the stupid meter on, two lanes, only one of which could speed up in front of the other to enter traffic at a time. Anyway, so it came to my turn after the cars cleared out, so it was me and this nerdy looking Asian chick on my right, ready for the light to turn green. Green light - I look over to my right, the girl looks eager to speed ahead of me, so I let her, but she's too damn slow so I take the lead. So we merge into traffic, and she goes in front of me - the chicks front left tired is 95% deflated, I kid you not. So, being the selfish person that I am (I don't believe in altruism), I realize that I would feel horrible if I don't let the girl know that she's a major risk to herself and to her fellow drivers, and should just exit, pull over, and take care of the limp tire. I speed up to her left, honk a couple of times to grab her attention, motioning at her tire to let her know that it's just about out of air. What she does next baffles me...

She starts nodding her head like an epileptic llama, mouthing the words "I know". You stupid retard, if you know that your tire is just about flat, what the hell are you doing entering an LA freeway? WHY do these people breath? Boundless human stupidity.

[jilbagh]

and i still wonder how on earth they managed to pass the drivers exam. is it that easy these days?

how about the dumb asians or mexicans (sometimes armos past the 134 in g'dale) going 55mph in the fast lane stalling traffic

[sSsflamesSs]

Or how about the braindead old Filipino woman that backed out of her parking spot behind me, even though it was my turn (I had been waiting longer than her for the other cars to get out). Whatever, I let her go ahead and back out. This is what kills me. Not only did the freaking idiot fail to look behind her even though she was in Reverse, she also managed to hit a parked car - my new car. I got out of the car and started yelling at her like she was the mentally handicapped slug that she was.

Me: Lady, don't you look behind yourself when you back out??!!!

Mrs. Tard: Uhh, nahting happen, your car good.

Me: BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A THREE YEAR OLD CHILD BEHIND YOU?!?!?!?

Mrs. Tard: *blank look on face*



Shoot me.

[Hogg]

Talking about the entrance to the 110, huh? The worst ever was the moron going 55 in the carpool lane while I was on the way from SD.

[dstyle]

hehehehehhehe.hehe

[dusken]

When I am driving, everyone else sucks.

[Anonymouse]

I can't stand people from the interzone. I just wanna run over them.

[sSsflamesSs]

Talking about the entrance to the 110, huh? The worst ever was the moron going 55 in the carpool lane while I was on the way from SD.

Yup. People that drive under the speed limit should be shot, or else stay home.

[Anonymouse]

You know what I can't stand? People who drive old cadilaccs or oldsmobiles, meaning old people, because the only thing you can see is the knuckles on the wheel, with the chair so close to the wheel, it's as if they stare out from the loop of the wheel. Old drivers I can do without. There should be an age limit on who drives.

[surferarmo]

that is not for you guys. My email is broken, and I cant print from this computer. Armo club is good for practical purposes after all.

Moderators. Keep this up. I will copy and paste, to my computer at home, and I will print it, and I will erase it. Thanks.

I love you all, only because it is easter and I have an ear infection.