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    Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized

    BALTIMORE—On Friday, scientists at Johns Hopkins University isolated the gene which causes homosexuality in human males, promptly separating it from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good thing we isolated it—I wouldn't want that phaggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones." Among the factors Reynolds cited as evidence of the gene's gayness were its pinkish hue, meticulously frilly perimeter, and faint but distinct perfume-like odor.



    [That is one of my favorite "News in Brief" articles from The Onion.]
    Last edited by dusken; 04-07-2004, 12:38 PM.

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    This belongs in the jokes section. I hope it's moved quickly before Dan storms in here spits out vows revenge raises his hand in the air and screams "WHITE POWER!"

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    • #3
      I put it where I feel like putting it and if mods want it moved they can move it. I do not care. Nobody reads the joke section much.

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      • #4
        lmao... that was funny.

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        • #5
          What a worthless waste of bandwidth?
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Anonymouse
            What a worthless waste of bandwidth?
            You are asking for my opinion? No I do not believe it is.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Anonymouse
              What a worthless waste of bandwidth?
              That is incorrect. You may not formulate statement in the form of a question.
              Last edited by patlajan; 04-07-2004, 09:48 PM.

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              • #8
                LMAO! I really thought it was a serious study..until hahaha I'm an idiot

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