This Thread Is Whatever Dusken Wants It To Be.

[dusken]

Rude and inconsiderate? Only if they were here. President Bush is mentally retarded and we poke fun at him all the time.

Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shyt all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "Phuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being c0ck teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the phuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little phucking selective next time will you?" -George Carlin

Lighten up.

[Anonymouse]

George Carlin is simply superlative. He's the only man I would break my ethics and vote for.

[dusken]

George Carlin is simply superlative. He's the only man I would break my ethics and vote for.

Ditto.

[dusken]

I wonder if there are any George Carlin for President t-shirts.

[Anonymouse]

You are the hunger artist. You can make one.

[dusken]

That is true. Maybe I will.

[dusken]

I went to the doctor once and said "doctor, my stomach hurts" and he said "no it doesn't."

I went to the doctor once and said "doctor, it hurts when I do this" and he said "don't do that."

I went to the doctor once and said "doctor, my foot hurts" and he said "do I look like a doctor?"

[Anonymouse]

The doctor hated Dusken.

[dusken]

[Inna]

Rude and inconsiderate? Only if they were here. President Bush is mentally retarded and we poke fun at him all the time. Lighten up.

I was offended b/c I've spent a lot of time with a kid whose autistic, and it just pisses me off when people think that they can joke about and make fun of people who can't control how they act or look.

but if you think its funny and you enjoy a good laugh from people who are challenged then that's your issue..I'm just suggesting that the two of you reconsider your actions and think, not how the physically or mentally challenged people feel, but how the parents, brothers, sisters, cousins, grandparents of those people feel.