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I've wanted a kid for sometime now, so I'm going to adopt one. I got this letter from a kid who is supposed to be a good match for me.
Dear Dead Mouse,
My name is Billy Mays Jr. I have six years old. my dad doesnot want me because i yell a lot. The doctors pulled on my head too hard when I was being born so now I have a two feets neck. the kids at school call me E.T. for short. the doctor rapped my head to make it as small as an orange so my head do not break my neck. i like baseball and i have a bat in my picture. the doctors put a lot of needles in me and i once got hit like a gun in the crotch and it hurted bad. i hear you had your head raped and nobody likes you neither. i hope you take me and make me tampons to sell so i can have money. i made you a picture of me
love,
Billy Mays jr.
I think I'm going to buy him. He sounds like a pretty good deal for only $29.95.[/i]
I've wanted a kid for sometime now, so I'm going to adopt one. I got this letter from a kid who is supposed to be a good match for me.
Dear Dead Mouse,
My name is Billy Mays Jr. I have six years old. my dad doesnot want me because i yell a lot. The doctors pulled on my head too hard when I was being born so now I have a two feets neck. the kids at school call me E.T. for short. the doctor rapped my head to make it as small as an orange so my head do not break my neck. i like baseball and i have a bat in my picture. the doctors put a lot of needles in me and i once got hit like a gun in the crotch and it hurted bad. i hear you had your head raped and nobody likes you neither. i hope you take me and make me tampons to sell so i can have money. i made you a picture of me
love,
Billy Mays jr.
I think I'm going to buy him. He sounds like a pretty good deal for only $29.95.[/i]
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