Ode To Thy Mechanical Phallus

[Anonymouse]

Advantage:
If you get kicked, you won't fall over in pain.

Disadvangate:
Plastic melts. What if you spill coffee on it?

Wow those are the best I've seen yet and you actually contributed to the thread unlike the other oafs.

That part about melting really makes me uneasy.

[Jenny]

Advantage
Controlling orgasm

[spookyghost]

disadvantage - if it contacts water (ex. a bath) you will get electricuted and resk blowing up your nads lol , and then you have to get fake nads too
, which can be ordered in 4 sizes, small, medium, large and extra large

you can also control the pubic hair that can be ordered in a seperate shipment within 24 hours