You are as sexy as...

[TheSwineherd]

The insult game!
You are as sexy as a birthing wildebeast.

This will probably get old quick, so feel free to change sexy to any other appropriate adjective (i.e. of the "your mama" persuasion).

[Anonymouse]

Stick around as I have some drinks. It'll make you witty.

[Anonymouse]

You are about as interesting as watching a semi-dead roach move its antenna.

[Anonymouse]

You are about as beautiful as a pig with a lobotomy.

[Anonymouse]

There, I've made my contribution to this thread with 3 full posts. Anyone else?

[sSsflamesSs]

You are about as interesting as watching a semi-dead roach move its antenna.

I actually find that interesting.

[Hogg]

You're about as cool as someone who finds a semi-dead roach move its antenna interesting.

[Crimson Glow]

You're as excited as a lesbian walking blind folded through a fish market.

[patlajan]

I actually find that interesting.

Damn you flames, that's what I was thinking too. They also kick the few legs they have functional. It is sorta interesting.

[patlajan]

You're as sad as a sports fanatic with no athletic ability.