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.....in Toys R Us looking for a squirtgun that could hold a bladder's worth of urine.Well there was this ugly ass picture of Jeffery the Giraffe on the wall, so I took the liberty to deface it by pissing all over it. Most of the little kids ran from me, but some were cheering me on and even helped partake in the event.
All of a sudden, this fat kid behind starts cheering and xxxx. He said "Mr. Anonymouse! That giraffe you pissed on looks mighty pissed off!" When I looked up, there was Jeffery the Giraffe himself glaring at me with a couple of soccer moms by his side. I awaited their next move, but nothing happened......
I saw Jeff the gee-raf go into the manager's office to try to get me thrown out of the store, but I don't think anything ever came from it. The hell with it.....I just kept shopping. I found a nice Super Soaker 33,000 XXL with a backpack and gas powered water balloon launcher.
Next time Billy Mays wants to mess with me he's going to get a mouthfull of piss from WAAAAAAY downtown!
All of a sudden, this fat kid behind starts cheering and xxxx. He said "Mr. Anonymouse! That giraffe you pissed on looks mighty pissed off!" When I looked up, there was Jeffery the Giraffe himself glaring at me with a couple of soccer moms by his side. I awaited their next move, but nothing happened......
I saw Jeff the gee-raf go into the manager's office to try to get me thrown out of the store, but I don't think anything ever came from it. The hell with it.....I just kept shopping. I found a nice Super Soaker 33,000 XXL with a backpack and gas powered water balloon launcher.
Next time Billy Mays wants to mess with me he's going to get a mouthfull of piss from WAAAAAAY downtown!
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