The Forums Are Dead

[Anonymouse]

If I could, I would shove my first in your ass and turn you inside out and make a sock puppet out of you. I have done this before, I warn you, and I shall do it again.

No, you turd tossing tard, can't you see you're attracting vermin into this thread? This was supposed to be a quiet funeral procession in which my boil Boil and I were enjoying, and you started this stupid ruckus.

[SagGal]

That's probably you in the casket because the forums are dead.

[hyebruin]

the time has come that we recruit a forum psychologist/crisis counselor

[Anonymouse]

No, you turd tossing tard, can't you see you're attracting vermin into this thread? This was supposed to be a quiet funeral procession in which my boil Boil and I were enjoying, and you started this stupid ruckus.

Shut up you one balled semi eunuch

[Anonymouse]

Shut up you one balled semi eunuch

Stop having sex with your dog.

[Zaramon777]

Everything in Nothing a wide open desert abandening time in the sun
how butifule?

wow to the garden of your mogthers red vile!
and a muck left dry for your last name is thine burden
weary not and sing a song of songs to the sun
for thine breath of the sun comes when thine breaths done
it is not mist it is not smoke

[Zaramon777]

Ask the river maid she will tell you

[Anonymouse]

Stop having sex with your dog.

You woeful walking tragedy

[SagGal]

the time has come that we recruit a forum psychologist/crisis counselor

Do we need one right now? Perhaps it's just a phase.

Wait a few years because hopefully I'll get back to this forum so I can help those in need of serious forum counseling.

[Anonymouse]

I have in front of me two glasses of pure Brita filterered water with some dust particles they've collected as they've been sitting here waiting for me to take them to the intake valve where they will travel a much perilous journey down the esophagus and into my intestines, where they will be filtered by kidney, and come out in the form of urine, which will go into the toilet, while the toilet seat is up, while I was busy punching buttons with my fat sausages called fingers, into the keyboard, to contribute to the Forum is Dead thread.