Anyone Else Home Tonight?

[Anonymouse]

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!



WITH MUSICAL GUEST, LIMP BIZKIT!



AND YOUR HOST, BERNIE MAC! "HELLO EVERYONE WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT SO STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK YA FEEL ME PLAYA YO WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THIS WHITE PEOPLE DO THIS BLACK DO THAT I AM A COMEDIAN."



UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BROKE CHARACTER THAT'S ALWAYS FUN TO WATCH BUT THIS SKETCH WAS ABOUT DINOSAURS



IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH YOUR HOSTS JIMMY FALLON AND ARTIE THE STRONGEST MAN... IN THE WORLD! TOPICAL HUMOR BUSH SURE IS DUMB.



KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLL! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT NOW SOMEONE GET ME A PIE.



HORATIO SANZ AND RACHEL DRATCH DO A SKETCH ABOUT ABORTION OH NO NBC HERE COMES THE HATE MAIL!



HEY I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE SHOW TONIGHT NOW LET'S ALL HUG AND EAT BALLS!

[Anonymouse]

But in all honesty, I have to write an 8 page paper detailing the historical events surrounding Charles Babbage and George Boole. It is very fun!

[xBaron Dants]

To answer the question, I will be at home tonight, working on three assignments due Monday.








(I own exactly the same sombrero as the guy in that picture.)

[Anonymouse]

My assignment is due monday.

P.S. Doesn't it feel good to see something you own posted on the internet? I've always loved that. I once saw a picture of someone who owns the same shoes as I do, and I was enthralled.

[xBaron Dants]

My assignment is due monday.

P.S. Doesn't it feel good to see something you own posted on the internet? I've always loved that. I once saw a picture of someone who owns the same shoes as I do, and I was enthralled.

It's quite the feeling indeed. That picture (which has a sombrero just like the one I own) is now my desktop wallpaper.

[Anonymouse]

That is ravishing news my neighbor to the north. If I ever find that picture of the guy that had my shoes, I shall post his picture, as well as make it my desktop. Until then, we must be weary of the undead.



They are sneaky and could potentially infiltrate the U.S. government as well as American Idol judges.

[xBaron Dants]

My Mom just walked in the room, and upon seeing the desktop wallpaper, exclaimed: Hey, don't we have a sombrero just like that one?

Now she's calling my aunts to spread the news.

[Anonymouse]

Yet more ravishing news from Canada. And to think that people exist who say that nothing ever happens in Canada. I shall proudly exclaim that that is untrue.

[SagGal]

I'm definitely home tonight. I have a lot of homework to do and I won't have time to do them on sunday. Yup, it'll be one fine night.

[xBaron Dants]

Yet more ravishing news from Canada. And to think that people exist who say that nothing ever happens in Canada. I shall proudly exclaim that that is untrue.

Pff! What do they know? Canada is THE place to be. We will actually be holding a party to honour our now-famous sombrero. I hear my uncle will be bringing SALTED crackers!