Troy

[spiral]

That movie looks stupid. Did you see it?

[Anonymouse]

Yes and VAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEEEELSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING is hijacking this thread.

[hyebruin]

i heard van helsing is good the title sounds sexy i wanna watch it anything set in transylvania in the 1800's is GOOOOOOOD!!!!! (that's what i'm assuming here, is it true?)

[spiral]

Yes and VAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEEEELSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING is hijacking this thread.

"esss ovaa?"

[Anonymouse]

i heard van helsing is good the title sounds sexy i wanna watch it anything set in transylvania in the 1800's is GOOOOOOOD!!!!! (that's what i'm assuming here, is it true?)

Yea, but it was a lame movie, much like Troy. In all honesty, neither deserve a thread, but apparently spiral would disagree.

[loseyourname]

Yeah, but Anonymouse fighting with himself because he is bored does deserve a thread.

[Anonymouse]

Yeah, but Anonymouse fighting with himself because he is bored does deserve a thread.

When was I bored?

[ckBejug]

I saw Troy last night, and gosh darnit that Brad Pitt looked HOT!

It was an o.k. movie, could have been better. But Brad Pitt as Achilles, just takes all your attention off the quality of the movie, and on to the hotness of Achilles.

I give it two thumbs up!

Now, girls who are not single, I would not advise you to watch the movie, because you will suddenly think your ugly boyfriend is even uglier than before.



What I didn't like about the movie:
-That nini Orlando Bloom is so damn Gay!
-The character of Odysseus was not played up to the caliber of that which is portrayed in the Odyssey.
-The fighting scene between Hector and Achilles was not all that great.
-Rose Byrne's character was getting annoying with her praying.


Did you guys see it? What did you think?

Troy was entertaining. Orando Bloom is SUCH a p*ssy. I know he was just supposed to be playing one, but I think he looks more like a pretty girl than a hot guy and all those girls who think he's hot must be confused or something... because he's not. Eric Bana is much hotter than he is.

As for Brad Pitt, he was looking good. Although it bugged me that he looked so damn ORANGE. Either he has to stop sharing the fake tanner bottle with his wife or he should tell her to shower before they have sex because she seems to be rubbing off on him... My boyfriend didn't look worse for the wear after that movie. Quite the contrary, he looked good. Especially since he's not orange.

'The face that launched a thousand ships'. Hahahaha. Most of the women in that movie were actually hotter than the blond twit who played Helen.


All in all it was entertaining. But not great like Gladiator was, like someone mentioned before...


p.s. Van Khelsink: I don't know if it was just the theatre I was at, but this movie was RIDICULOUSLY LOUD. I had my fingers in my ears the whole time and thought I was going to go deaf anyway. The movie itself was ok. Just ok. Kate Beckinsale looked good. Her hair was amazingly curly, given all the running around she was doing.

[Aphrodit3]

I refuse to go watch either one of these movies. It's a waste of $7 (with student discount). I laugh at Hollywood's mediocre attempt to recreate the classics. I agree that Pitt was used to attract a larger audience. Teenyboppers will go watch Troy while being completely distracted from the plot by Mr. Pitt or some other wannabe hot dood. Then they will credit themselves for having accurate "knowledge" of the story.

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

Brad Pitt worths that 9 bucks to pay and watch him. Who cares about the movie!
Brad Pitt I love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu