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  • #31
    Originally posted by anileve
    With some men even 20 miles apart is not enough. Besides what do you know? You probably have a collection of socks under your couch, all sprayed with lysol and used to frighten the rodents.
    This is why I love this forum. Hahahahah Eve, I'm cracking up.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by anileve
      Ok, I would have understood that if you lived in a remote village of Hayastan, but we are in the United S of A aren't we? Perhaps you can do a search on Air Conditioning? Off with your old habits I say! Where there is a will, there's a way.
      Pigeons made a nest on the outside portion of our A/C. If we turn it on, we will be attacked by feathers.

      Feathers...yaxk!

      *runs away*

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      • #33
        Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
        This is why I love this forum. Hahahahah Eve, I'm cracking up.
        Xelagar! Well, the sick part is that you know exactly wha I'm talkin' 'bout!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Aphrodit3
          You have selected hair.

          You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.
          YEY I GOT THAT TOOOO!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Aphrodit3
            Pigeons made a nest on the outside portion of our A/C. If we turn it on, we will be attacked by feathers.

            Feathers...yaxk!

            *runs away*
            Hmmmm pigeons you say?? Well let me introduce somethin somethin to you. I heard that grilled pigeons are quite tasty. Your A/C can be served as a good plucking machine to eliminate manual labor. Now put those 2 together and crank up that "Airy" bastard of yours, preferably on high, and don't forget to invite me for dinner, I'll bring the stuffed Badrjan.

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            • #36
              You have selected hair.

              You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.


              Interesting... And I thought I chose hair because I have so much of it the water has no choice but to hit it first.
              Last edited by ckBejug; 05-21-2004, 02:09 PM.
              The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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              • #37
                Ok, this is not helping at all. So far the only ones who have selcted Hair happen to be females. At this rate I will never find my ideal partner.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by anileve
                  Ok, this is not helping at all. So far the only ones who have selcted Hair happen to be females. At this rate I will never find my ideal partner.
                  That's because he doesn't exist. Duh! Hahaha the search for the perfect man.

                  We're all bound to compromise more than our fair share in the near future. Lower your expectations, that's it.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by anileve
                    Ok, this is not helping at all. So far the only ones who have selcted Hair happen to be females. At this rate I will never find my ideal partner.
                    You never will. We've been over this.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by anileve
                      Ok, this is not helping at all. So far the only ones who have selcted Hair happen to be females. At this rate I will never find my ideal partner.
                      If it makes you feel better, I alternated between chest and hair back when I had hair.

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