Daily Journal/Diary

[angelik22]

dear diary,
please let the fleas of a thousand camels infest gevos bed for being mean to my lil saggal... gevo, khelook mna or else next time i see you, laav chee lini axper

[hyebruin]

dear diary,
please let the fleas of a thousand camels infest gevos bed for being mean to my lil saggal... gevo, khelook mna or else next time i see you, laav chee lini axper

dear diary,

angel is sooo cute when she's being a good friend i'm sure googs meant well....it just didn't come out right...

[Darorinag]

dear disry,
i think ive found dan!! lol DANny boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is that you?

Yup, the same ol' racist Dan.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

My pants are haunted by the ghost of a cell phone. I feel it vibrating in my pocket sometimes. EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY CELL PHONE! Either that or my penis has gained autonomy, or it is possessed.

[angelik22]

dear diary,

angel is sooo cute when she's being a good friend i'm sure googs meant well....it just didn't come out right...

hehe yeah googs always eman well...and it always comes out wrong.... che chester jan? lol aman googsie... help me find my car in the parking lot again please..this time i had to walk home

[HyeJinx1984]

Who's "googs"?




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[angelik22]

googs is gevo, the googman, a.k.a. chester

[Tres Bien]

Dear Diary,

Please, help me, god.

[gevo]

hehe yeah googs always eman well...and it always comes out wrong.... che chester jan? lol aman googsie... help me find my car in the parking lot again please..this time i had to walk home

DEAR DIARY>>> a rundown
Ok well, we started on the third floor right??? so it HAS to be on the second floor cause you think you were lower... *walks down to second floor* DANG its not here.. oh oh.. i know.. it must be one floor up above the third floor *this time takes elevator to the third floor* wait.. umm so ur car is red?,,, NO NO my car is yellow.. oh ok.. i dont see a yellow car.. oh wait.. my car is blue.. or something.. r u sure this time,, yeah, it has to be.. i think... oh.. there is a blue car is that one yours.. i dont know.. let me try the keys *walks to car, inserts key, door opens* ahh there you go.. is that your stuff in there.. well it must be right, i mean my keys opened the door.. oh yeah.. it must be.. ok have fun *hug* *say bye bye* and leave

[hyebruin]

dear diary,

why are gay men fascinated with cher? hmmm..and judy garland and barbara streisand? i never figured that out