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  • #271
    Originally posted by dusken
    Dear Journal,

    What sort of name is that anyway...Journal.

    My overall cholesterol is 247. Phuck. If I do not die of a heart attack I will die from not being able to eat what I like.

    My liver may be phucked up, as well.
    Call Dr. Kevorkian!

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    • #272
      Originally posted by violette829
      Call Dr. Kevorkian!
      Perhaps he can give you guys a two-for-one deal? hehe
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #273
        Originally posted by ckBejug
        Perhaps he can give you guys a two-for-one deal? hehe
        Don't forget to mention you're Armenian. He'll be more generous.

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        • #274
          Dear Journal,
          I need coffee desperately.

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          • #275
            Originally posted by Aphrodit3
            Dear Journal,
            I need coffee desperately.
            Dear Journal/Diary/Powers that be,
            DO NOTallow this girl to have any MORE coffee. She lies! She does NOT need coffee desperately! She needs sleep!

            Thanks!
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #276
              Dear Journal,
              I can't stop laughing.
              Okay, I'll go put myself to bed now.
              Nite Ck

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              • #277
                Originally posted by Aphrodit3
                Dear Journal,
                I can't stop laughing.
                Okay, I'll go put myself to bed now.
                Nite Ck

                Hoooo- haaaaa

                do it with me. It's the lamaze breathing technique.

                Heeee-heee-heee

                haa-haa-haaa

                hoooooooo-haaaaaaa

                Ok, so I haven't taken lamaze but I think that's what it sounded like on TV.

                night!
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #278
                  Originally posted by ckBejug
                  Perhaps he can give you guys a two-for-one deal? hehe

                  Wow thanx Ck & Baron

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                  • #279
                    I'm sick of hearing my mom b*tch. She b*tches about everything. Argh. I'm so frustrated I could just jump in front of a f*cking subway train.

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                    • #280
                      If its to any comfort, you're far from the only one who has a mum who loves to whine with u

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