Daily Journal/Diary

[Tres Bien]

Dear diary blablablablabla

[spiral]

Dear Diary,

Spirala shat char axchike. Erevuma vor siruma xaxal martkants zgatsmunknerov. Shnork chuni, inch asem. Buyts chnayats uzumem avelatsnem vor tsitsaxes ekav, astvats jan kneres.

Vontsen asum? Spiral, tipun tebe na yazik! Chishte?

Anileve, if I had any clue what "tipun tebe na yazik" meant, I'd tell you chishte te chisht che.

Care to translate?


Yazik means tongue...right?

[anileve]

Jes, I don't know how to even translate that. Let's see... a sore on your tongue.. I guess.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal

I still loathe the twits who refer to you as a Diary, perhaps out of their own diarrhea stricken organism they feel a need to...

Anyway I am now going to face my midterm and go ace that shyt, or so I am making myself believe, although it will turn out I will settle for a low B.

I hate you all.

Sincerely,
A known mouse.

[anileve]

I hope you excel, in fact I know you will, despite what your humble nature tells you. And stop fiddling with that ancient camera of yours.

[Anonymouse]

I failed.

[dusken]

As did you parents.

[Anonymouse]

Dear Journal,

The Dusken is a queef.

[violette829]

As did you parents.

WTF are you trying to say here?

As did your parents?
As you did your parents?
As parents you did?

[anileve]

Dear Journal,

I suggest the two oafs stop professing their love in this thread and move to another one, perhaps "Anonymous vs. Dusken". Otherwise their posts might be murdered by an all powerful authority. Let's proceed with the previous program.