Sinful Food

[anileve]

I think it would be best if you and me stayed out of the lonely vagina chronicles. Oh look pictures of male models oh and look sinful food! We wanna eat whatever we want and have handsome men by our side. Certainly our lazy ass distorted approach to life has NOTHING to do with our sad little lives. Yeah men are such asholes boo hooo.

I can see that someone had sarcastic sandwiches for lunch today. You know what I think would be best? For you to sit yourself into a hot pan of olive oil and onions and fry your arse, like nice eggplants should, considering you can we can get rid of that bitterness not to spoil the senses.

And by the way, since you are such a realist, you shouldn't have a problem recognizing the reality. That being, that we can HAVE male models and have them FEED us that sinful food, and we don't need little sarcastic comments to appear like we are above the lonely sad life just because our current girlfriend (God give her strength) changed our beliefs about relationships. Got that? Good! Now step off and step into that frying pan like a nice little eggplant! Woooshooo!

[xBaron Dants]

I can see that someone had sarcastic sandwiches for lunch today. You know what I think would be best? For you to sit yourself into a hot pan of olive oil and onions and fry your arse, like nice eggplants should, considering you can we can get rid of that bitterness not to spoil the senses.

And by the way, since you are such a realist, you shouldn't have a problem recognizing the reality. That being, that we can HAVE male models and have them FEED us that sinful food, and we don't need little sarcastic comments to appear like we are above the lonely sad life just because our current girlfriend (God give her strength) changed our beliefs about relationships. Got that? Good! Now step off and step into that frying pan like a nice little eggplant! Woooshooo!

Well, not to take sides or anything (because I love everybody equally ), I must say that these few threads DID remind me of those Oprah moments where Oprah is sitting with 2-3 celebrity girlfriends, and then she says that last night, she ate so much chocolate, and the other girls say "oooooooooo giiiiiiiirl, you so baaaaaad", and then the crowd laughs, and then they show a picture of Tom Cruise, and Oprah makes an original pun like "I ain't bad, NAAAA-UUUUUH, but he sure is" and the crowd laughs hysterically, and then Oprah announces that every member of the audience will receive a pair of free pantyhose, and the audience is basically in tears....

Well, I don't know if it was detailed enough, but I think you get the point...

[anileve]

Aha, and men like you watch it with such interest, because you are just soo above that! Right?

[xBaron Dants]

Aha, and men like you watch it with such interest, because you are just soo above that! Right?

Well, it would be stupid of me to say "NO WAY, I'VE NEVER WATCHED OPRAH", and I would believe that everybody has seen it at one point or another. Most of my knowledge on the show, however, is based on comedians' imitations of it.

[anileve]

Well, it would be stupid of me to say "NO WAY, I'VE NEVER WATCHED OPRAH", and I would believe that everybody has seen it at one point or another. Most of my knowledge on the show, however, is based on comedians' imitations of it.

Not stupid, just impossible. There is no way for you to wiggle out of that one, after you provided such a detailed description of the show.

And I am suuuuuuuuuuure your knowledge of the show is MOSTLY based on comedian's imitation of it. Did I tell you that I have a mixed breed of an Elephant-Pig as my pet?

By the way I never watch the show. But after that picture you've painted I think I will.

And dammit, keep the flow of the topic and post your sinful food!

[xBaron Dants]

Not stupid, just impossible. There is no way for you to wiggle out of that one, after you provided such a detailed description of the show.

And I am suuuuuuuuuuure your knowledge of the show is MOSTLY based on comedian's imitation of it. Did I tell you that I have a mixed breed of an Elephant-Pig as my pet?

By the way I never watch the show. But after that picture you've painted I think I will.

And dammit, keep the flow of the topic and post your sinful food!

What's the pig-elephant's name?
I'm telling you, MadTV had a hilarious skit about it.

As for my sinful food, I don't have a sinful food. If I want to eat something, I'll just eat it.

[patlajan]

And by the way, since you are such a realist, you shouldn't have a problem recognizing the reality. That being, that we can HAVE male models and have them FEED us that sinful food

You can believe in whatever helps you deal with the pain dear.

[sSsflamesSs]

You can believe in whatever helps you deal with the pain dear.

Hahaha pat you're such an ass!

[anileve]

You can believe in whatever helps you deal with the pain dear.

Well that's a pretty useless advice... I used to believe that you are a decent human and look where it got me? Apparently you are nothing but a sarcastic vegetable with a purple skin and a shrinkage when heated.

[patlajan]

Hahaha pat you're such an ass!

I love you too.