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  • Absolute Necessities

    Spending too much time on the internet, even more so on AC forum? Well there a few necessary items you must have for those times when the forum is down and you have no place to go.

    "Hamsters, gerbils and mice are our furry domesticated friends. They make great pets, but sometimes get neglected when you're busy playing all-night quake-fragfests and spending all-day reading other people's blogs.

    Now your small rodent(s) can always be by your side when using the computer! The PC HabiCase allows your gerbil, hamster or mouse to live
    INSIDE your computer. Ample room is provided for climbing, or your pet can hang out in one of the two "play pods" located at the front and top of the case. Heat from your CPU ensures your rodent will be warm and comfortable in a climate controlled environment. "


  • #2
    This Desktop Singing football, measuring just eleven centimetres high, should be utter rubbish. Our creative guy is less interested in football than it's almost legal to be, and yet he has this stupid thing on his desk and cannot stop playing with it.

    It's basically a mini punch (so flick really) bag, and every time you give it a flick it peals off into 'Olé, olé olé olé, oooolé, oooolé', and it does it with amazingly powerful and great sounding gusto.

    It's truly daft, and utterly compelling, there's nothing like hearing the roar of the crowd at your desk.



    OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
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        • #5
          Good one Flames, thanks.

          Devoted to Vodka? Going on a long trip involving plenty of activities? Afraid of breakage, messy spills and that potent smell of alcohol which makes your travel guide look at you sideways? Well here is an answer for you! A plastic vodka bag, don't leave home with out. Safe, soft and reliable, it's everything you want your vodka to be!

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          • #6
            does this bottle come in grey goose?

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            • #7
              Well, I take it that you are not really interested in the “Ole singing ball”.

              I am sure that it does, but if it doesn't there is always Staples with their extensive markers collection. By the way Tigran, if you know of anyone on a short side, this lavatory would be a very hot item for them.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by anileve
                Well, I take it that you are not really interested in the “Ole singing ball”.

                I am sure that it does, but if it doesn't there is always Staples with their extensive markers collection. By the way Tigran, if you know of anyone on a short side, this lavatory would be a very hot item for them.

                singing ball is pretty nice too dont get me wrong. its just that the vodka grabbed my attention. I am not sure what you meant by the whole marker thing though.
                I will definately get that toilet for my midget friend this christmas. maybe he could use it for an ash tray?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TigranJamharian
                  I will definately get that toilet for my midget friend this christmas. maybe he could use it for an ash tray?
                  What I meant by "markers" is this:



                  And for your midget friend I have just the thing. Leave the toilet for the serious business. If he wants an ashtray this would be a brilliant item for him, since he can alter its purpose. It can alternate between an ashtray and a jacuzzi.

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                    [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
                    -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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