Homo sapiens

[sSsflamesSs]

human: the only animal stupid enough to destroy itself

[Anonymouse]

Yes and about time they destroyed themselves and saved the rest of the life forms the trouble.

[Lilya]

yep that is the best solution....

[sSsflamesSs]

Personally, I don't have a death wish...but ok.

[Anonymouse]

I'm not human so I don't care.

[sSsflamesSs]

I'm dying to know what you really are...

[sSsflamesSs]

...or has sniffing OxiClean impaired your judgement?

[Anonymouse]

I eat OxiClean and pee Orange Glo.

But if you want to know I am a hippoe that has a human brain attached. That is how I am able to fart like a human and type this as we speak.

[sSsflamesSs]

Oooh, that explains a lot...so you're a hippo.
The farting...I'll take your word for it, no proof needed...but tell me, how do you manage to type...YOU HAVE NO FINGERS...or do you use something else?

And by the way, you're still doomed like the rest of us, Frankenhippo, since you still claim to have the human brain...

[Anonymouse]

Homosapiens have bowel movements.