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  • #11
    my question would be

    What makes you think that you're so Almighty, Great, and Powerful?

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    • #12
      How can i show people for certainty that you are what your say you are? **hint since we are asking God this we accept his existance, and his position***
      How do you hurt a masochist?
      -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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      • #13
        I'd ask him if he believes in a God, other than himself of course.

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        • #14
          "God who created You?"

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          • #15
            AIM convo with DEER GOD:

            Sleuth:deer GOD , What is sex?
            DEER GOD: *totally confused*
            Sleuth: OK,DEER GOD may i rephrase my question? oopppppppsss
            DEER GODwith husky-sexy voice)opppsss sleuthik opppssss hahahahahahaah.



            what a smart butt!!!! at least i turned him on
            I'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.

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            • #16
              Oor eyeer Asvadz?

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              • #17
                Originally posted by Seapahn
                I'll ask: "Hey God, if you are in fact the creator and oh so perfect, then how come there are stupid people?"
                So that people like you could feel smart.

                By the way, when God created man he also created an Ego. However man needed someone to stroke it, so God created a woman. Otherwise a man would be one lonely and insecure creature.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by dusken
                  God, can you commit suicide?
                  This is a very tricky question. If god says yes, then he’s mortal and not as almighty as expected, but if he says no then he is not that omnipotent after all, because there are apparent limitations to his powers. So either answer will place him in a very controversial position.
                  Last edited by anileve; 06-04-2004, 11:47 AM.

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                  • #19
                    GOD this is you or dusken?


                    I'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.

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                    • #20
                      Dear God, why don't enough people use FedEx?
                      Achkerov kute.

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